. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after
death,
they still work as ancestors, collecting
kolanuts, white fowl and aromatic
Schnapps.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's pulse to
know whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just pick the
hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros
Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your boyfriend's
texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive your Wrist
watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second coming,
its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100 weddings
and you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different from a
canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.
8.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your
chest and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated
on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat
fast. 9. A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is
afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is
afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his
girlfriend, a
girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach.
10. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago •BBM -
5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago • BIBLE -
2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your
cane in kerosene
11. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as
the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip,
but Women still retain the 1st position
12. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff
ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison
mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to
avoid Prison break
13. To those who commit suicide; why are
you so selfish? Why kill yourself when so
many people are looking for who to use for
money rituals?
14. As a matter of fact, there's no female
angel in the Bible. So if any guy calls you an
angel, na wash ooooo.

Abeg na play I dey *smilezzz*

haha

Abi ur bf dey call u angel @temifisayo