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Definitions by dekatrons(m): 6:53pm On Jun 06, 2015
RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a
black BB Bold 6.
NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with
your expo inside.
LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunny
day and she orders for a hot plate of pepper soup.
A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper
soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff, fayrous and
when you take her home she says sorry I'm on my
period.
OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl
and she says, "Honey, this food no done."
OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl and she
says, "Honey I'm hot, can you please roll down the
glass."
A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating and
says, "My mummy said I shouldn't take food from
strangers."
A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the
middle of the night when daddy and mummy are
having a good time and says, "Mummy, I want to
piss."
STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you
refuse to comment.
Re: Definitions by pamodulus: 6:54pm On Jun 06, 2015
We've been exonerated from stinginess. 뉴뉴 얃옹 얻어야지
Re: Definitions by Osirimononaye(m): 7:01pm On Jun 06, 2015
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