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Funny Behaviours Of Girls That Will Make Your Laugh by stlarry001(m): 6:24pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem is how you do it. Stop making sounds like a car crash "pitom pitom pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me. 2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a problem, The problem is screaming and shouting like werey "JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary".. You are having sex, Not a Church service! And besides I don't know if you are reminding God to punish you latter. 3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not a problem in fact its very sexy. The problem is wearing your mini looking all nice and walking around and when you see guys you try to pull it down, Now you want it to be long?.... Abi.. Keep deceiving urself na. # sMh 4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is KOKANYE for me but the problem is changing your Surname to his on Facebook. Bitch his mother doesn't even know you ...Chill!! And I would hate to read ur post later saying MEN ARE WICKED OR CHEATS. 5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The problem is tagging yourself saint when you know he didn't have sex with himself but you.. So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and please let us know the breed of dogs you came to the world from coz your dad is male too and your mum have always been his bed partner.. 6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with pomo lips you better be contented like your Mother # lol . 7. If runs girls don't fail Sunday's church services I wonder who will? 8. Saying all guys are the same is not my problem bt is 2face and me the same? Is ur dad and ur teacher the same,and beside who ask u to try them all? Ashawo 9. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The problem is having white face, yellow hands chocolate lips and black legs. Are you zebra? CC: lalasticlala, Seun ACADEMIC HUB: FUNNY FACTS ABOUT GIRLS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH: http://academicmerit..com/2015/06/funny-facts-about-girls-that-will-make.html |
Re: Funny Behaviours Of Girls That Will Make Your Laugh by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
trash |
Re: Funny Behaviours Of Girls That Will Make Your Laugh by IamLEGEND1: 6:32pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
Nigğäz gon be like, *Yeah datz ryt, ride it baby RIDE IT REAL GOOD!!!!!* Meanwhile, ho gon be like; *JESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSS......* *Aaaaaaaaashhhh* *uuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmhhhhhh* *JESUS FORGIVE US OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Funny Behaviours Of Girls That Will Make Your Laugh by Nobody: 6:38pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
LOL. @ point 2 |
Re: Funny Behaviours Of Girls That Will Make Your Laugh by LEvuls(m): 6:44pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
Thank God my Bae don't do any of these things Sinaj do u do |
Re: Funny Behaviours Of Girls That Will Make Your Laugh by ikechukz(m): 6:45pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
I dey come. |
Re: Funny Behaviours Of Girls That Will Make Your Laugh by Nobody: 7:22pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
Re: Funny Behaviours Of Girls That Will Make Your Laugh by Nobody: 7:32pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
i think the op just bring out the list of what is girl usually do dat annoyed him |
Re: Funny Behaviours Of Girls That Will Make Your Laugh by lordweezy(m): 5:22am On Jun 09, 2015 |
dem ho be like ooh boo of life and be banging another nigger for d Benjamins |
Re: Funny Behaviours Of Girls That Will Make Your Laugh by Ojochegbe1(m): 8:15am On Jun 09, 2015 |
watchin in 3D |
Re: Funny Behaviours Of Girls That Will Make Your Laugh by sinaj(f): 10:06am On Jun 09, 2015 |
Re: Funny Behaviours Of Girls That Will Make Your Laugh by afeezmore: 2:54pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
omo see yawa, girls their mattazz be like person wey them fck cast, cum dey deny say which time u fck me 4 front of people. |
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