#Try #dis #wif #ur #mum. A mother passing by
her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see
the bed was nicely made and everything was
picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up
prominently on the center of the bed. It was
addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition,
she opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that
I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new
boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with
Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his
piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle
clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm
pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
He wants to have many more children with me
and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed
taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading
it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy
we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better;
he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15
years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so
you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at
the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you
that there are worse things in life than my report
card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Mum no go take am lightly o