Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the
women herself offers the other one. And that
was the origin of"buy one get one free"!2. Did
you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper
body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs
& lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties,
pussy... That's origin of "BP"!3. Before sex, you
help each other get naked. After sex, you dress
only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you
once you're bleeped.4. Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows
howmany times you got bleeped to achieve it.5.
What is the difference between frustration and
satisfaction? What the Bleep! and What a Bleep!6.
3 people having sex is a party, 2 is a
twosome. So next time someone calls you
'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!7.
Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomeshard for
no reason.8. Practical thought: A husband is
supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her
eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's
dick hard, not his life..!Now that I've educated.
you, go ahead and educate someone else.When
a lady is pregnant,all her friends touch
herstomach and say "Congrats!".Butnone of them
come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well
done!".Moral: Hard work is never appreciated:
Only result matters

whats this one saying?

After sex I help my baby to dress up
That's my bst part


hardwork beats talent

Ur post is handsome

somhw weird bt true