Since one of our distant relatives died,
And was to be buried yesterday,
Since I had time on my hands,
I went to the Burial,
Since the woman who died was in her mid 30s,
And died due to complications after child birth,

It was really a sad burial with her friends and us her family just weeping at the ceremony,
When it was time for the burial sermon,
A pastor just came out, took the mic and told us that the title of his sermon is 'who killed the deceased',
He didn't stop there, he started blabbering about how Jesus was killed because an inside man and disciple sold him to the jews,
That if someone killed her, it most be from the family,
I was overtaken with rage I felt like going to where the man stood, taking that mic from him and telling him shut the phuck up, but I couldn't do that, This was a burial, and my uncles, aunts, cousins where all Seated around me, So I just kept my cool, until he finished his crap sermon, and we laid her to rest,



This kind of pastors are good at only creating suspicions and discord in the family,
Someone died due to complications during childbirth and all you can spew is 'who killed her
'?,
You see some people when the just succeed in buying a car and Maybe buying a house in the city, the become afraid of visiting their village,
Because the think that one of their old uncles or grand mum will get jealous of their success and kill 'em,
All this because one charlatan told him so,
Its high time, the government look into the activities of this con men who make people distrust their families,
Death is natural, be you atheist, christian, Muslim, hindu, young, old, he doesn't give a phuck,
Just because someone died young doesn't mean someone killed him/her.

Hw did d odas take d sermon or z it jst u dat undastood it lyk dat!?

May her soul rest in peace.

madridguy:
May her soul rest in peace.

amen

Op I dey suspect you.
Wtf.
Your hands are not clean .
Tufia.

Rip.

kilode100:
Op I dey suspect you.
Wtf.
Your hands are not clean .
Tufia.

1k glo to chat with u?....are u nicki minaj or beyonce?...if that's u on ur dp...U are a totaL turn off


#no_insult

Such sermon was uncalled for. It can only create discord among members of the bereaved family rather than solace.

Nothing is more painful than loss of loved ones in death. Please, accept my sympathy, op.

ebamma:
Since one of our distant relatives died,
And was to be buried yesterday,
Since I had time on my hands,
I went to the Burial,
Since the woman who died was in her mid 30s,
And died due to complications after child birth,

It was really a sad burial with her friends and us her family just weeping at the ceremony,
When it was time for the burial sermon,
A pastor just came out, took the mic and told us that the title of his sermon is 'who killed the deceased',
He didn't stop there, he started blabbering about how Jesus was killed because an inside man and disciple sold him to the jews,
That if someone killed her, it most be from the family,
I was overtaken with rage I felt like going to where the man stood, taking that mic from him and telling him shut the phuck up, but I couldn't do that, This was a burial, and my uncles, aunts, cousins where all Seated around me, So I just kept my cool, until he finished his crap sermon, and we laid her to rest,



This kind of pastors are good at only creating suspicions and discord in the family,
Someone died due to complications during childbirth and all you can spew is 'who killed her
'?,
You see some people when the just succeed in buying a car and Maybe buying a house in the city, the become afraid of visiting their village,
Because the think that one of their old uncles or grand mum will get jealous of their success and kill 'em,
All this because one charlatan told him so,
Its high time, the government look into the activities of this con men who make people distrust their families,
Death is natural, be you atheist, christian, Muslim, hindu, young, old, he doesn't give a phuck,
Just because someone died young doesn't mean someone killed him/her.

...but have you considered the possibility that his allegation could be true...and considered the likely implications if this allegation turns out to be true?

sseunth:
1k glo to chat with u?....are u nicki minaj or beyonce?...if that's u on ur dp...U are a totaL turn off


#no_insult

None taken

As if Beyouce will charge 1k glo?

The sermon may be wrongly timed and poorly executed but dismissing the veracity of his claims without adequate investigation could have more dire consequences...instead of dismissing his claims readily, verify the veracity, the source and likely implication of his claims if true...such allegations are not made easily and if they are made at all they must be taken seriously!

kilode100:


None taken

As if Beyouce will charge 1k glo?

what's special about beyonce that I will pay 1k to chat with her

sseunth:
what's special about beyonce that I will pay 1k to chat with her

There is nothing in Beyounce. I was even shocked when you mentioned her.
Try me Oga customer and you won't be disappointed

kilode100:


There is nothing in Beyounce. I was even shocked when you mentioned her.
Try me Oga customer and you won't be disappointed

you know what....if I wan buy something eatable from moLa or aboki...I go wan taste am first.....cme make I take u first....but

sseunth:
you know what....if I wan buy something eatable from moLa or aboki...I go wan taste am first.....cme make I take u first....but

This one is not mola commodity.
I don understand your level bros
... But shoe get size.
So long Tiger.

kilode100:



This one is not mola commodity.
I don understand your level bros
... But shoe get size.
So long Tiger.

nt mola commodity?...so if I pay 1k I go fit enter the place?

sseunth:
nt mola commodity?...so if I pay 1k I go fit enter the

place?

No

kilode100:


No

cus I wan talk say the 1k plenty for una....are u nt meant to be in church?

sseunth:
cus I wan talk say the 1k plenty for una....are u nt meant to be in church?

We don close.

kilode100:


We don close.

ok...was thinking of something else....who be that for your profile pic?

sseunth:
ok...was thinking of something else....who be that for your profile pic?

Why do you ask?

kilode100:


Why do you ask?

its a question that needs an ans not a question that's needs a questions


So ans madam

kilode100:
Op I dey suspect you. Wtf. Your hands are not clean . Tufia.

yeah am a witch , I love sucking girls blood And I love 'em fat like you, Now give me your address, So that I can pay you a visit tonight

Freksy:
Such sermon was uncalled for. It can only create discord among members of the bereaved family rather than solace.

Nothing is more painful than loss of loved ones in death. Please, accept my sympathy, op.

thanks bro

ebamma:
yeah am a witch ,
I love sucking girls blood
And I love 'em fat like you,
Now give me your address,
So that I can pay you a visit tonight

You would do anything to get into my pants

kilode100:



You would do anything to get into my pants

that's if there is blood in your pants

ebamma:
that's if there is blood in your pants

You are a lucky guy.
I'm menstruating.
Lick up

kilode100:



You are a lucky guy. I'm menstruating. Lick up

gosh...abeg no spoil food for me jawe

i thought this was a sad thread. i wanted to offer advice or something but the recent comments reek

Harvard13:
i thought this was a sad thread. i wanted to offer advice or something but the recent comments reek

Advice kwa??
Una no go kill kilode100 o....
Just Rip and waka biko.

kilode100:


Advice kwa??
Una no go kill kilode100 o....
Just Rip and waka biko.

sorry ma'am. i didnt quote u.and no be u create thread. stop shitting on d thread

Harvard13:

sorry ma'am. i didnt quote u.and no be u create thread. stop shitting on d thread

Shitting on the thread??
I only farted o..
Pls call me Baby next time