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Revealed Kinds Of Slaps And Their Impacts by ndubueze92(m): 10:02am On Jun 15, 2015 |
TYPES OF SLAP There are 6 major types of slaps, they are: 1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians. 2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii,and voices n your head singing skelewu. 3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger than you. 4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time. 5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers. 6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply " Mark you slap me?.. AD: There is no doubt that in our live experiences we have received one or more of these slaps, lol! |
Re: Revealed Kinds Of Slaps And Their Impacts by dacuteguy(m): 10:10am On Jun 15, 2015 |
haahaha...funny |
Re: Revealed Kinds Of Slaps And Their Impacts by dayjee: 10:29am On Jun 15, 2015 |
True yan |
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