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With Love From Nigeria Politics by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jun 15, 2015
AKPORS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ
HELEN: You’re kidding? You mean you are our President? (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan)
AKPORS: I mean, I am GEJ – GOING on an EMERGENCY JOURNEY!
HELEN: (smiling) Oh! You’re not serious! What kind of a journey are you going on?
AKPORS: OBJ.
HELEN: To meet Obasanjo?
AKPORS: No, it means ON a BUSINESS JOURNEY.
HELEN: Oh!
AKPORS: Yes… IBB.
HELEN: Babangida?
AKPORS: I’LL BE BACK.
HELEN: (smiles). Very funny.
AKPORS: Till then APC.
HELEN: What does that mean?
AKPORS: I’ll ALWAYS PING AND CALL.
HELEN: Hmmm…
AKPORS: And while I’m away, PDP with love.
HELEN: What?
AKPORS: PLEASE DON’T PLAY with our love.
HELEN: (after a short pause) You know I won’t BRF.
AKPORS: What has Lagos state governor got to do with all this?
HELEN: (smiling) I’ll BE RIGHTEOUS and FAITHFUL!
AKPORS: I trust you
HELEN: FOOL!
AKPORS: (screaming) Whaaat?!
HELEN: FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE.
Who is the wiser one here?

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