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With Love From Nigeria Politics by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
AKPORS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ HELEN: You’re kidding? You mean you are our President? (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) AKPORS: I mean, I am GEJ – GOING on an EMERGENCY JOURNEY! HELEN: (smiling) Oh! You’re not serious! What kind of a journey are you going on? AKPORS: OBJ. HELEN: To meet Obasanjo? AKPORS: No, it means ON a BUSINESS JOURNEY. HELEN: Oh! AKPORS: Yes… IBB. HELEN: Babangida? AKPORS: I’LL BE BACK. HELEN: (smiles). Very funny. AKPORS: Till then APC. HELEN: What does that mean? AKPORS: I’ll ALWAYS PING AND CALL. HELEN: Hmmm… AKPORS: And while I’m away, PDP with love. HELEN: What? AKPORS: PLEASE DON’T PLAY with our love. HELEN: (after a short pause) You know I won’t BRF. AKPORS: What has Lagos state governor got to do with all this? HELEN: (smiling) I’ll BE RIGHTEOUS and FAITHFUL! AKPORS: I trust you HELEN: FOOL! AKPORS: (screaming) Whaaat?! HELEN: FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE. Who is the wiser one here? |
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