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Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by ekiloui(f): 2:12pm On Jun 15, 2015
johnsample:
But why did the old smelly mouthed prophet Mohammed forcefully marry a six year old Aisha.. bleeped the little gurl to stupor.. This is after he snatched his son's wife. Also, when is this Buhari going to die sef..

Are you ok?

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Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by dammytosh: 2:13pm On Jun 15, 2015
johnsample:
But why did the old smelly mouthed prophet Mohammed forcefully marry a six year old Aisha.. bleeped the little gurl to stupor.. This is after he snatched his son's wife. Also, when is this Buhari going to die sef..

You are a frustrated eediot.

You don't ridicule another person's faith or believe for any reason in this manner.

I pray You fall into Boko Haram's den and they molest you until you come back to your senses.

As for when Buhari is going to Die, you might die before him

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Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by NewsINigeria(m): 2:13pm On Jun 15, 2015
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by barry40: 2:13pm On Jun 15, 2015
Soo funny!

Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by Nobody: 2:13pm On Jun 15, 2015
johnsample:
But why did the old smelly mouthed prophet Mohammed forcefully marry a six year old Aisha.. bleeped the little gurl to stupor.. This is after he snatched his son's wife. Also, when is this Buhari going to die sef..

And you call yourself a Christian.

Using that mouth for hate?

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Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by Tallesty1(m): 2:14pm On Jun 15, 2015
Exactly.......



PMB: I love coke.



9Ja bloggers: President Buhari Just Declared war on Pepsi.

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Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by Blackfire(m): 2:14pm On Jun 15, 2015
johnsample:
But why did the old smelly mouthed prophet Mohammed forcefully marry a six year old Aisha.. bleeped the little gurl to stupor.. This is after he snatched his son's wife. Also, when is this Buhari going to die sef..

guy even me that detest religion,find this your bunkum jab,a cricum cracum
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by kokoye(m): 2:14pm On Jun 15, 2015
This is a worldwide trick ...and we all love to read juicy and interesting news.

Not a 'naija' thing.

If you are going to bash naija, look for something else abeg.

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Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by Omotayor123(f): 2:15pm On Jun 15, 2015
funny but true.....grin
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by prizelezz11(m): 2:15pm On Jun 15, 2015
Lol
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jun 15, 2015
teamb:
This is tru
d sextape no swt jhur,na teenager hin fork,and d man get pot belleangry

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Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by ziccoit: 2:19pm On Jun 15, 2015
johnsample:
But why did the old smelly mouthed prophet Mohammed forcefully marry a six year old Aisha.. bleeped the little gurl to stupor.. This is after he snatched his son's wife. Also, when is this Buhari going to die sef..

There is no way a sane mind can say something like this. Nobody should tell me this is just hatred. This guy needs to be chained and take to a psychiatrist hospital before he draws cutlass chasing his mum.

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Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by WYMAN(m): 2:21pm On Jun 15, 2015
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Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by Nobody: 2:22pm On Jun 15, 2015
bushdoc9919:
Anything to make the news....

As the old Soviet joke says.....

"v Pravde net izvestiy, v Izvestiyakh net pravdy"

(In the Truth there is no news, and in the News there is no truth)

My brother the only two languages I can speak is Igbo and English but I want to try to correct this your soviet joke.
I thought "No" = "Niet" in Russia Correct me if I'm totally wrong a beg. If not tell me so I can brag small I beg u. Its not easy to know a Russian word from Nigeria.
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by Nobody: 2:23pm On Jun 15, 2015
johnsample:
But why did the old smelly mouthed prophet Mohammed forcefully marry a six year old Aisha.. bleeped the little gurl to stupor.. This is after he snatched his son's wife. Also, when is this Buhari going to die sef..
.

Hehehe!

See gobe grin
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by chesterlee(m): 2:24pm On Jun 15, 2015
So Funny.....forgot to laugh tho
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by Chongaiman: 2:25pm On Jun 15, 2015
Okuda:
I hate naija bloggers with a passion. Especially the ones i see here on nairaland. No motivation, no sense of direction, the idea of blogging is just to be rich like Linda Ikeji. Even those that cannot even write or construct proper english sentences would have bla bla bla. .com. They are the dearth of News and Information in Nigeria. These are the days when you wished that NTA still had their monopoly!

Try reading Osun Defender. Na then you go know say 9ja bloggers na learners.... Its articles usually captioned, "Asiri tooo....", "Shocking!! Why GEJ...." etc
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by bamite(m): 2:25pm On Jun 15, 2015
johnsample:
But why did the old smelly mouthed prophet Mohammed forcefully marry a six year old Aisha.. bleeped the little gurl to stupor.. This is after he snatched his son's wife. Also, when is this Buhari going to die sef..
when they say dont smoke weed, you will not hear
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by ITbomb(m): 2:25pm On Jun 15, 2015
Naija too like those kind news
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by Chongaiman: 2:26pm On Jun 15, 2015
Okuda:
I hate naija bloggers with a passion. Especially the ones i see here on nairaland. No motivation, no sense of direction, the idea of blogging is just to be rich like Linda Ikeji. Even those that cannot even write or construct proper english sentences would have bla bla bla. .com. They are the dearth of News and Information in Nigeria. These are the days when you wished that NTA still had their monopoly!

Try reading Osun Defender. Na then you go know say 9ja bloggers na learners.... Its articles are usually captioned, "Asiri tooo....", "Shocking!! Why GEJ...." etc
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by pocohantas(f): 2:28pm On Jun 15, 2015
F50:


My brother the only two languages I can speak is Igbo and English but I want to try to correct this your soviet joke.
I thought "No" = "Niet" in Russia Correct me if I'm totally wrong a beg. If not tell me so I can brag small I beg u. Its not easy to know a Russian word from Nigeria.

Where did you see 'niet' there, he typed 'net', or is the 'i' invisible?
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by Betamusic(m): 2:28pm On Jun 15, 2015
austin4real:
I came across this picture today and i decided to share.. funny isn't it.

And some religious post on facebook be like "Type Amen and share if you don't want to be a victim of kidnappers"

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Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by donJ2(m): 2:28pm On Jun 15, 2015
dammytosh:


You are frustrated eediot.

You don't ridicule another person's faith or believe for any reason in this manner.

I pray You fall into Boko Haram's den and they molest you until you come bac to your senses.

As for when Buhari is going to Die, you might die before him




@ bolded got ma ribs cracking grin grin grin
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by Humblebloke(m): 2:30pm On Jun 15, 2015
johnsample:
But why did the old smelly mouthed prophet Mohammed forcefully marry a six year old Aisha.. bleeped the little gurl to stupor.. This is after he snatched his son's wife. Also, when is this Buhari going to die sef..


Go to Saudi Arabia and ask em'
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by idu1(m): 2:30pm On Jun 15, 2015
bushdoc9919:
Anything to make the news....

As the old Soviet joke says.....

"v Pravde net izvestiy, v Izvestiyakh net pravdy"

(In the Truth there is no news, and in the News there is no truth)
na russia u go school?
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by darlenese(f): 2:30pm On Jun 15, 2015
True
And some stewpeed naira lander will claim it even happened on their street embarassed
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by Nobody: 2:31pm On Jun 15, 2015
pocohantas:


Where did you see 'niet' there, he typed 'net', or is the 'i' invisible?

I meant that I expected him to type niet and not net
Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by pocohantas(f): 2:33pm On Jun 15, 2015
F50:


I meant that I expected him to type niet and not net

Na you go tell am wetin to type? LOLZ

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Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jun 15, 2015
idu1:
na russia u go school?

School was in the Federal Republic of Nigeria sadly.....

But I do like old Soviet jokes.

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Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by Donvic4u(m): 2:37pm On Jun 15, 2015
Cos others are running the same race wif you doesn't mean you won't get there..
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