The following below are the funniest
ways to breakup with your boy/
girlfriend.....


"16 missed calls? You killed my battery
so u're capable of killing me... Its over!! "how come mosquito is biting me n not
biting you? I smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!
"You dnt even respect me, i'm talkin n u r
busy breathing? Its over!
"so now you're drinking coke that has
another man's name on it,beta go n find him because it's over btw us.
"so beyonce's "Drunk in love" is ur caller
tune? I cnt trust alcoholics wit my future
kids."
"They r shouting bird flu,u r stil cooking
chicken.You want to kill me? It is over!" "i called u n u picked up immediately. U
lack patience. I cnt date someone who's
nt patient."
"why r u using broom to sweep my room
wen u knw i support PDP? Its over!
"You r alwaz abbreviating ur texts,u want our children to b short abi? Its OVER!
"i told u i love my food hot bt u refused to
warm d ice cream.You dnt care abt me.
its over!

Lol funny