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HOW TO KILL YOUR MOTHER -IN -LAW
A long time ago in China , a girl named Li-Li got
married & went to live with her husband and
mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found
that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-
law at all.
Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li
was angered by many of her mother-in-law' s
habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.
Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her
mother-in-law never stopped arguing and
fighting.
But what made the situation even worse was
that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li
had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her
every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the
house was causing Li-Li's poor husband! D great
distress.
Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-!
law's bad temper and dictatorship any longer,
and she decided to do something about it! Li-Li
went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang,
who sold herbs.
She told him the situation and asked if he would
give her some poison so that she could solve the
problem once and for all.
Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said,
"Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem, but you
must listen to me and obey what I tell you."
Li-Li said, "Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you
tell me to do."Mr. Huang went into the back
room, and returned in a few minutes with a
package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a
quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-
law, because that would cause people to become
suspicious Therefore, I have given you a number
of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her
body. Every other day prepare some delicious
meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving.
Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect
you, when she dies, you must be very careful to
act very friendly towards her. "Don't argue with
her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a
queen." Li-Li was so happy.
She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start
her plot of murdering her mother-in-law.
Weeks went by, and months went by, and every
other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food
to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr.
Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she
controlled her temper!r, obeyed her mother-in-
law, and treated her like her own mother.
After six months had passed, the whole household
had changed. Li-Li had practiced controlling her
temper so much that she found that she almost
never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an
argument with her mother-in-law in six months
because she now seemed much kinder and easier
to get along with.
The mother-in-law' s attitude toward Li-Li
changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own
daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives
that Li-Li was the best daughter-in- law one
could ever find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were
now treating each other like a real mother and
daughter.
Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was
happening. One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang
and asked for his help again She said, "Dear Mr.
Huang, please help me to keep the poison from
killing my mother-in-law. She's changed into
such a nice woman, and I love her like my own
mother. I do not want her to die because of the
poison I gave her."
Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li,
there's nothing to worry about. I never gave you
any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins
to improve her health. The only poison was in
your mind and your attitude toward her, but that
has been all washed away by the love which you
gave to her."
HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is
exactly how they will treat you? There is a wise
Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will
also be loved in return." God might be trying to
work in another person's life through you. Send
this to your friends and spread the POWER OF
LOVE.
Good morning.

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raayah:
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what are you reading well? are you planning on how to kill your mother-in-law?

nice one!

Midehi:

what are you reading well?
are you planning on how to kill your mother-in-law?

lol, you're right

After you

Awwww.....nice!!!!

raayah:

lol, you're right

nice tale but it won't work in naija, bowing to ur MIL will only turn u into her slave. I promised myself one thing, that when I eventually get married, I won't allow all that MIL ish, my mom will play her role and know her boundaries and not truncate my wife's happiness. But unfortunately she's passed on

Wow!
Nice write up, bt when i saw d topic i was like what!
Thank God i read it b4 jumping in2 conclusion.

Nice story! I guessed the ending from the beginning courtesy of mastering English textbook