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Things That Comes With RAMADAN Yearly by trigar12(m): 12:53pm On Jun 18, 2015
Am a Christian but honestly, this is the only period most people act like sane individuals in this country. This list is based on my personal observation, am sorry if you feel offended.

Gluttons
This is the period that gluttons stop eating as if the world is coming to and end, they sacrifice their excessive eating habit for the holy month.

The Fornicators
During this period, brothels go dry, customers reduce. Because during the holy period, Muslim’s brothers and sisters close up shops on fornicating and lusting.

The Runs Girls
This period you see olosho’s putting on hijab and forming holy-holy. While I was in school, you’ll see well known Runs girls abusing the use of Hijab and pretending to be prayerful and dedicated. Allah is watching you.

The STINGY man/woman
Ramadan praying and fasting goes hand-in-hand with giving to the needy and helping the poor which turn makes one receive LADAR(blessings) from above. But the rich and stingy man down the road will abuse the period by acting like a philanthropist and a cheerful giver, after Ramadan people like this close up shop and stop giving to the needy. Very bad I must say.

The Ritualist
During this period, ritual killings reduce drastically. Almost all the ritualist den will close up shop for the holy period. This is the time they ask for forgiveness of their sins and form holy-holy. Well, Allah is watching you in 3D, no matter what you do, you’ll surely reap the fruit of your labour.

The Once in while Muslim brothers/sisters
This period, you see people that has not been to the mosque more than 10times in last 1year become a real-time mosque goer. They’ll even sit in the front-row, sweep the mosque, provide water for ablution and offer to do various things for the mosque. After Ramadan, you’ll see the same person shunning all mosque activities. Allah is watching you.

The Cultist
This period, you’ll see well known cultist ex-communicating their selves from cult activities. This is time they put on Jalabiya and pretend to be good Samaritans. This period, they stop killing and lay low. Allah is watching you.

The Corrupt officials
Lastma, police and other armed forces are the biggest culprits. The rate of bribery reduce during this period because Muslims won’t drop money for them(Haram).

Feel free to add yours!!!

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