KelvinGraphics:

Bro i go find StarShyne ooo.
I dey always see her for my dream for Oshodi, na im i say make i waka enter that end try see if i go fit map her out but na train come turn around want map me out 4rm the surface of this world
All because of STARSHYNE o.
That babe dey do me strong thing i swear.

Lool if to say the train crush you nkor?

She go leave you meet another guy.

Better no kiil yourself o

prettythicksme:
Dear, fuuvk love without money

prettythicksme:
really,oya drop ur lines for her sharp sharp

peeparty:
mzztega
wetin come dey do me sef. I know chabi,u come dey tori tori my hrt like sai na koni koni love

as I see you so u dey mk my Dada spin like say na ox fan when li look ur baka I dey get attention like say I dey salute Nigerian flag.


iyammi as I see you so I dey touchlight u till dem go chi chum chin.

Tbillz:
and when money goes, love disappear? So what happened to for better for worse?

Phikom:

before I go ahead...make I go buy 14wraps of weed from alberto2k to neutralise d effect of this cold weda on ma sensation...

KelvinGraphics:


Shuuuu
Shey na only me dey do you all dis strong thing?
Why you come dey dull all this while na. Shey u know say no time to the kpariwo before u go hear say them shoot bird na im d mama fly. The koko of the matter be say even me kuma been don dey trip for you tey tey but i no know as i want take yarn you the tori, na kuz of were i dey reason how e go make sense if me & you live our remaining life together as ONE na it train almost crush me troway for OSHODI last week, i no dey fit chop well since i begin reason ur matter. So SOLA bae, e no get anyhow wey i want take yarn NO give this your request kuz na wetin i don dey pray dey ask Baba GODey for be this, abeg arrange make i take you out for some cool romantic hang out, atleast make we enter Mama Sikirat joint go sip small monkey tail, and make i troway salute give the KPOLI wey u draw wey come give U this kan morale to toast me finally after u don stalk me since birth

I double tuale give the Kpoli o
Its like you don the follow Jigsawkillah dey enter that Ogbomosho way ba

Naijaboiy, i see U bro.

prettythicksme:
hehehehehehe sowi,call aipete naa

prettythicksme:
where money wan go?

naijaboiy:

Lool if to say the train crush you nkor?

She go leave you meet another guy.

Better no kiil yourself o

yorubaboiy:
oga kingt om agarawu23......package don land o....ferari for sale o..........(aw much u wan sell am

Phikom:

After m done with d weed...

prettythicksme:
woo sinaj den and take ur eyes off me

naijaboiy:

Lool,,oya jollyjo y come take agarawu instead

AgapeCharis:
Mumu boy!

naijaboiy:

Boli and epa

KelvinGraphics:

Bro i go find StarShyne ooo.
I dey always see her for my dream for Oshodi, na im i say make i waka enter that end try see if i go fit map her out but na train come turn around want map me out 4rm the surface of this world
All because of STARSHYNE o.
That babe dey do me strong thing i swear. I fit kpai on top her matter.

alberto2k:
**puffs weed**

Baby iswear when i see u, i think say i jam maami water but i con remember wetin my papa talk "if u see maami water oh oh oo. . . make u no run away"
Naso i change mind gallant like Person way smoke Shekrau mess

i con tell myself say i must make u mine cuz the love way i get for u tall like world trade centre con strong like alhaji Batuka head. . .

chai! thinking abt u baby dey make me go crazy. . . and na only u fit cure my craze. . .

i Go like make u mine. . . we go playmango tree love till i pine comot for diz world. . . baby na u be that nicotine for my igbo way dey make me high. . . if u no dey for my igbo i go smoke 7bag and i no go high

baby abeg no hang my heart like iya bashira pant. . . nurture am make e fresh pass ur fine face like i go keep ur own for icloud so e no go fit break. . .


Mirexxx i lawv u. . . abeg be my one and only forever and ever

cc: Naija boiy
Mirex xx
prettythic ksme

Iya basira pant

Mirexxx what say you?

alberto2k:
**puffs weed**

Baby iswear when i see u, i think say i jam maami water but i con remember wetin my papa talk "if u see maami water oh oh oo. . . make u no run away"
Naso i change mind gallant like Person way smoke Shekrau mess

i con tell myself say i must make u mine cuz the love way i get for u tall like world trade centre con strong like alhaji Batuka head. . .

chai! thinking abt u baby dey make me go crazy. . . and na only u fit cure my craze. . .

i Go like make u mine. . . we go playmango tree love till i pine comot for diz world. . . baby na u be that nicotine for my igbo way dey make me high. . . if u no dey for my igbo i go smoke 7bag and i no go high

baby abeg no hang my heart like iya bashira pant. . . nurture am make e fresh pass ur fine face like i go keep ur own for icloud so e no go fit break. . .


Mirexxx i lawv u. . . abeg be my one and only forever and ever

cc: Naijaboiy
Mirexxx
prettythicksme

Sinnzu:
Awwn. Cos too many guys are wooing you abi? Ok. Wen sinaj comes i'll woo her

Tbillz:
rainy days dearie

prettythicksme:
gimme some weed

naijaboiy:
My people how far?

I create this thread make we woo anybody we like(e must not be your crush) for pidgin english. Some guys wan woo some girls but dem dey find am hard to use correct english.

So na your chance be this. Mention any guy or girl wey you like and use pidgin english take woo her.

Make I open floor.

PS: Language on this thread should be strictly pidgin english

prettythicksme:
shebi na talk say sinaj go vex

Phikom:

u need am...

prettythicksme:
yes i do weed and coco

lefulefu:

na only u waka come?

No be only me o

Sinnzu:
am not wooing you again . Call your jack to come n woo u.

STARSHYNE:
YelZ boli
Thanks jare





Naija boiy--i no fit leave am

Una try o