FUNNY_LIFE_FACTS
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after death,
they still work as ancestors, collecting kolanuts, white fowl and aromatic Schnapps.

2. In Hollywood, you feel people's pulse to
know whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just pick the hand and drop it.

3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros
Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS"

4. When next you check your boyfriend's
texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones with guys. That's where the
truth is

5. No matter how expensive your Wrist
watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second coming,
its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho

6. If you have attended over 100 weddings
and you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different from a
canopy.

7. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.

8.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your
chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated
on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast. 9. A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is
afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a
girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach.

10. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago •BBM - 5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago • BIBLE -
2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene

11. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women still retain the 1st position

12. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break

13. To those who commit suicide; why are you so selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals?

14. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible. So if any guy calls you an angel, na wash ooooo.

Truth or False?

14.......Fuuny

U copy n paste.. U no even give credit..

demmy0325:
U copy n paste.. U no even give credit..

Lol!!! Oqa na glo abi mtn?

dhorlipizzu:


Lol!!! Oqa na glo abi mtn?

.. Weyrey

demmy0325:
.. Weyrey

E pain am sha

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