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There Were Two Sisters.. by Nature8(m): 8:41pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) & the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the house. SM : Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes ? I wonder what he wants. SL : It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM : Oh, no ! At this rate he will reach us in 4 minutes at the most ! What can we do? SL : The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster..... SM : It's not working. SL : Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in 2 minutes. SL : The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way & I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. Man follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the house and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then within few minutes Sister Logical arrives. SM : Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here ! Tell me what happened ?? SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed Me SM : Yes, yes ! But what happened then? SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM : And ? SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me. SM : Oh, dear ! What did you do ? SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM : Oh, Sister ! What did the Man do? SL : The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. SM :Oh, no ! What happened next ? SL : Isn't it logical, Sister ? A Girl with her dress up can run faster than Man with his pants down ! And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for You.. So be Logical not Calculative.. NATURE 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: There Were Two Sisters.. by lordrayne(m): 8:44pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
FTC |
Re: There Were Two Sisters.. by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
interesting... |
Re: There Were Two Sisters.. by demmy0325(m): 8:48pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
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Re: There Were Two Sisters.. by balogundayo(m): 8:48pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
Fp |
Re: There Were Two Sisters.. by Rosemary216(f): 8:50pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
Hehehehehehehehehe... D only logical tin to do nw z LOL!!!! 1 Like |
Re: There Were Two Sisters.. by sparkleboy(m): 11:53pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
Lol hihiohiohio |
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