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Joke - Do You Need One Of The Beds? by mommyice: 11:07am On Jun 23, 2015
In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a mental patient or not?

Dr: "Well, we'd fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub."

Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."

Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"
........................................ You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40 !

Forward quickly... There are still some beds available !!!
Re: Joke - Do You Need One Of The Beds? by Nobody: 11:10am On Jun 23, 2015
lmao grin grin grin
Re: Joke - Do You Need One Of The Beds? by tuffgongjo(m): 8:16am On Jun 24, 2015
Lwkm

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