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2nd Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: MTH 211
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the
end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the
formula for calculating such love and time
wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at
a time. Using the Almighty Formula,
CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling
all of them?
3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat)
girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW
and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".
(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the
disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you
demand for an iPhone 6.
(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me
I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime
being sent and use the proportional ratio to
attain the equation.
7. You broke up with your girl because of
birthday gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation,
CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her
back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's
sister, but you don't want any other guy to
date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of
your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie
=3.14)
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of
guys are single as their marital status states,
and 99.9% of the girls are dating, engaged, in
a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain
who they are all dating in not less than two
sentences.
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!
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Formular for number one: A(guy)+B(babe)/time=0

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Formular for number one:
. A(guy)+B(babe)
----------------- =0
...time

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