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★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Nobody: 12:51pm On Jun 26, 2015
I'm really really happy about it.

Wow, what a world... See Jboy of yesterday now a potential ★DAD★

The world is so Sweet, babies make it even more beautiful.. Thanks to my John Thomas and my girls Piss hole for making this life a Happy one.

Please girls in the house.... How do I prepare for this Baby arrival?

What do I buy?
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by vizkiz: 12:56pm On Jun 26, 2015
so you happy cuz you furcked a girl and impregnanted her without marriage?

Ok "daddy rufiat" smiley

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Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by 9niceguy(m): 12:58pm On Jun 26, 2015
Congratulation!
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by sandrannna(f): 1:27pm On Jun 26, 2015
She is ur baby mama, u r her baby papa.

How to prepare for the arrival of the baby?
1. Make a lot of money


2.covert her from baby mama to a legal wife b4 d arrival of the baby. Automatically u will be a baby daddy if u do dat.

3. Secure an apartment: u don't want ur baby to live with a friend of urs, ur family, ur cousin, do u want dat? No u don't. Get a befitting apartment where a new baby will modestly grow. Nt a face me I slap u where ur baby will be easily influenced by the things him/ her sees around.


5. Place ur intending wife on a monthly salary whether she is working or not: it will ginger her to luv u more. It will also show dat u r a caring husband to be. which woman nor like money?


At this stage u must av done the above, so she can be legally called ur wife.


Ur wife's job: she will get all the materials dat d baby needs. In fact we don't need to tell her, she knows the right thing to do.

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Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by preizton(m): 1:27pm On Jun 26, 2015
You see what wizkid has taught this kid with their 'baby mama' craze.

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Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Omotayor123(f): 1:47pm On Jun 26, 2015
congratulations....

I love babiesgrin.

Start buying baby things.
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Pablo24(m): 3:01pm On Jun 26, 2015
sandrannna:
She is ur baby mama, u r her baby papa.

How to prepare for the arrival of the baby?
1. Make a lot of money


2.covert her from baby mama to a legal wife b4 d arrival of the baby. Automatically u will be a baby daddy if u do dat.

3. Secure an apartment: u don't want ur baby to live with a friend of urs, ur family, ur cousin, do u want dat? No u don't. Get a befitting apartment where a new baby will modestly grow. Nt a face me I slap u where ur baby will be easily influenced by the things him/ her sees around.


5. Place ur intending wife on a monthly salary whether she is working or not: it will ginger her to luv u more. It will also show dat u r a caring husband to be. which woman nor like money?


At this stage u must av done the above, so she can be legally called ur wife.


Ur wife's job: she will get all the materials dat d baby needs. In fact we don't need to tell her, she knows the right thing to do.

You nailed it!!
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Nobody: 3:12pm On Jun 26, 2015
vizkiz:
so you happy cuz you furcked a girl and impregnanted her without marriage?

Ok "daddy rufiat" smiley
jelocy
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Nobody: 3:12pm On Jun 26, 2015
Omotayor123:
congratulations....

I love babiesgrin.

Start buying baby things.
chai... jah bless u with nations of kids
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jun 26, 2015
preizton:
You see what wizkid has taught this kid with their 'baby mama' craze.

I'm not a kid.
Pis of shi t
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by pantsniffer: 3:15pm On Jun 26, 2015
Congrats
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Nobody: 3:15pm On Jun 26, 2015
sandrannna:
She is ur baby mama, u r her baby papa.

How to prepare for the arrival of the baby?
1. Make a lot of money


2.covert her from baby mama to a legal wife b4 d arrival of the baby. Automatically u will be a baby daddy if u do dat.

3. Secure an apartment: u don't want ur baby to live with a friend of urs, ur family, ur cousin, do u want dat? No u don't. Get a befitting apartment where a new baby will modestly grow. Nt a face me I slap u where ur baby will be easily influenced by the things him/ her sees around.


5. Place ur intending wife on a monthly salary whether she is working or not: it will ginger her to luv u more. It will also show dat u r a caring husband to be. which woman nor like money?


At this stage u must av done the above, so she can be legally called ur wife.


Ur wife's job: she will get all the materials dat d baby needs. In fact we don't need to tell her, she knows the right thing to do.


I don't have plans of marriage now.

I love babies not ladies.


Your advice is a long piss of sh it
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Nobody: 3:15pm On Jun 26, 2015
pantsniffer:
Congrats

Thanks
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Houseofglam7(f): 10:02am On Jun 27, 2015
You impregnated a random chick and you're excited




Go get a refund from whoever sold that crack!
undecided
*runs outta thread*
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by yurme(m): 10:04am On Jun 27, 2015
Babyyy daddyyyyyyy lol biko vote jarizod 4 mr Nl
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Nobody: 10:31am On Jun 27, 2015
jboy73:



I don't have plans of marriage now.

I love babies not ladies.


Your advice is a long piss of sh it

Lop. But the advice was good advice mr piece of sh it. Congratulations anyway. Piss on you tongue

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Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by suzzy16(f): 10:38am On Jun 27, 2015
sandrannna:
She is ur baby mama, u r her baby papa.

How to prepare for the arrival of the baby?
1. Make a lot of money


2.covert her from baby mama to a legal wife b4 d arrival of the baby. Automatically u will be a baby daddy if u do dat.

3. Secure an apartment: u don't want ur baby to live with a friend of urs, ur family, ur cousin, do u want dat? No u don't. Get a befitting apartment where a new baby will modestly grow. Nt a face me I slap u where ur baby will be easily influenced by the things him/ her sees around.


5. Place ur intending wife on a monthly salary whether she is working or not: it will ginger her to luv u more. It will also show dat u r a caring husband to be. which woman nor like money?


At this stage u must av done the above, so she can be legally called ur wife.


Ur wife's job: she will get all the materials dat d baby needs. In fact we don't need to tell her, she knows the right thing to do.
lol true
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by charlove(m): 10:39am On Jun 27, 2015
The gods are crying...
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Nobody: 10:52am On Jun 27, 2015
sandrannna:
She is ur baby mama, u r her baby papa.

How to prepare for the arrival of the baby?
1. Make a lot of money


2.covert her from baby mama to a legal wife b4 d arrival of the baby. Automatically u will be a baby daddy if u do dat.

3. Secure an apartment: u don't want ur baby to live with a friend of urs, ur family, ur cousin, do u want dat? No u don't. Get a befitting apartment where a new baby will modestly grow. Nt a face me I slap u where ur baby will be easily influenced by the things him/ her sees around.


5. Place ur intending wife on a monthly salary whether she is working or not: it will ginger her to luv u more. It will also show dat u r a caring husband to be. which woman nor like money?


At this stage u must av done the above, so she can be legally called ur wife.


Ur wife's job: she will get all the materials dat d baby needs. In fact we don't need to tell her, she knows the right thing to do.
OP never said he's broke... Advice on how to prepare should start from No 2.....suggestion
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by preizton(m): 11:00am On Jun 27, 2015
jboy73:


I don't have plans of marriage now.
I love babies not ladies.

Your advice is a long piss of sh it
Baby mama craze
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by preizton(m): 11:04am On Jun 27, 2015
sandrannna:
She is ur baby mama, u r her baby papa.

How to prepare for the arrival of the baby?
1. Make a lot of money


2.covert her from baby mama to a legal wife b4 d arrival of the baby. Automatically u will be a baby daddy if u do dat.

3. Secure an apartment: u don't want ur baby to live with a friend of urs, ur family, ur cousin, do u want dat? No u don't. Get a befitting apartment where a new baby will modestly grow. Nt a face me I slap u where ur baby will be easily influenced by the things him/ her sees around.


5. Place ur intending wife on a monthly salary whether she is working or not: it will ginger her to luv u more. It will also show dat u r a caring husband to be. which woman nor like money?


At this stage u must av done the above, so she can be legally called ur wife.


Ur wife's job: she will get all the materials dat d baby needs. In fact we don't need to tell her, she knows the right thing to do.
You forgot to tell him to grow up.
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by suzzy16(f): 11:21am On Jun 27, 2015
jboy73:


I don't have plans of marriage now.
I love babies not ladies.

Your advice is a long piss of sh it
men of dis days,smh

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Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Nobody: 1:38pm On Jun 27, 2015
Houseofglam7:
You impregnated a random chick and you're excited




Go get a refund from whoever sold that crack!
undecided
*runs outta thread*

She's not a side chick.

See bull sh it coming out of a bulls mouth
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Nobody: 1:38pm On Jun 27, 2015
suzzy16:
men of dis days,smh

Lil dip sh it
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Nobody: 1:39pm On Jun 27, 2015
chrisbaba1:


Lop. But the advice was good advice mr piece of sh it. Congratulations anyway. Piss to you tongue

D heck r u?
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by suzzy16(f): 1:40pm On Jun 27, 2015
jboy73:

Lil dip sh it
smh for u
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Houseofglam7(f): 4:04pm On Jun 27, 2015
jboy73:


She's not a side chick.

See bull sh it coming out of a bulls mouth

Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Nobody: 4:58pm On Jun 27, 2015
suzzy16:
smh for u

Mind how u shake your big head b4 it Falls to the ground o.


If e fall, nobody go help u jack am.
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jun 27, 2015
preizton:
You forgot to tell him to grow up.

Lol. Am a grown up.


Shut up
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jun 27, 2015
preizton:
Baby mama craze

Yea ryt
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by suzzy16(f): 5:00pm On Jun 27, 2015
jboy73:

Mind how u shake your big head b4 it Falls to the ground o.

If e fall, nobody go help u jack am.
u re so irresponsible
Re: ★help, I Impregnated A Girl And I'm Really Really ..... by pinkycute(f): 5:03pm On Jun 27, 2015
cry cry cry
Probably like this.... cry


charlove:
The gods are crying...

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