Here goes.......
My mum was invited for a wedding, a high profile one at that and I started preparing to attend even before my mum made up her mind. My mum bought aso ebi for herself and didn't buy for me cause it was damn too expensive, (if she even decide to buy for me sef I will gladly tell her to give me the money) I Sha got something Nice to wear as per say na olowo (rich person )party, on that day I woke up early so I can do my chores quickly n have all the time to dress up before my mum start making me rush despite, my mum finished before me n honked repeatedly (my mum's horn sounds like a end time trumpet)
So we got to church,the praise n worship section was too dry but I still danced , the sermon was kind of fun at first because the pastor preached against worldly sex styles (doggy,bj etc) and I was laughing forgetting my mum was beside me,I turned to look at her n the smile on my face disappeared sharply I put on a straight face n was nodding like a Serious person to everything the pastor said,then he jumped to salvation Where he asked the couple Why they kissed in their pre Wedding photo shoot,that it is a sin! Then he ended his preaching by asking every youth who has kissed or smooched to come forward for prayers while all eyes were closed with the couple inclusive , people of God I was sitting close to my mum,I pray say I move ooo not to talk of going out, I just balance my sef well.
After service while we were going to the reception my mum asked Why didn't u go for the alter call? Haven't u kissed or been kissed by someone,ehnnnnnn answer me. Stammering emmmmm someone kissed me but I didn't kiss the person my mum burst into laugh......

Lol.... There sha was kissing, who kissed who is not d issue

balogundayo:
the pastor should be in a religion museum, he should have quoted the bible on where it was a sin...



abi did the word kiss even appear in the bible?

There is holy kiss in the Bible ooo but I don't think he sees that part.I just pity his wife n kids

DuchessLily:
Lol.... There sha was kissing, who kissed who is not d issue

Lol Yes ooo

You got kissed and didn't do the kissing

You know the most times some pastors get a crowd are during weddings and burials, so they gotta preach the gospel

You must have a passive mouth be dat

adorablepepple:
,I turned to look at her n the smile on my face disappeared sharply

After service while we were going to the reception my mum asked Why didn't u go for the alter call? Haven't u kissed or been kissed by someone,ehnnnnnn answer me. Stammering emmmmm someone kissed me but I didn't kiss the person my mum burst into laugh......

What were you smiling at sef?

That your mom sef na jasi mama.

Timbuktou:


What were you smiling at sef?

That your mom sef na jasi mama.

I know right?

adorablepepple:




I know right?

For real

That pastor sef na jealousy dem dey use preach do altar call these days again?