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| When Mum Becomes Smart by shamecurls(m): 5:48am On Jun 28, 2015 |
A white mother visits her son for dinner... who just happens to live with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his black roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two of them, and this encounter had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening.... while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was a bit more between he and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mother's thoughts, her son quickly volunteered a disclaimer, “I know what you must be thinking Mom, but I assure you, we are really just roommates." About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" He said, "Well, I doubt it.... but I'll email her anyway, just to be sure." He sat down and wrote: "Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you "did" take the silver plate from my house, but I'm not saying that you "did not" take the silver plate... the fact remains that it has been missing... ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Your Son." Several days later, he received an email from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with your gorgeous roommate, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN BED, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow… Love, Your Mom."
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| Re: When Mum Becomes Smart by Dottore: 5:58am On Jun 28, 2015 |
Stale joke. Next topic please 2 Likes |
| Re: When Mum Becomes Smart by Motolank: 6:01am On Jun 28, 2015 |
Year right 1 Like |
| Re: When Mum Becomes Smart by delishpot: 6:05am On Jun 28, 2015 |
Haha, she sharp. |
| Re: When Mum Becomes Smart by Tbillz(m): 6:08am On Jun 28, 2015 |
Roommate can share bed now. |
| Re: When Mum Becomes Smart by Beesluv: 6:22am On Jun 28, 2015 |
LWKM. what if she sleeps in her room but doesnt sweep |
| Re: When Mum Becomes Smart by Winna01(m): 7:12am On Jun 28, 2015 |
ooo :O |
| Re: When Mum Becomes Smart by Nobody: 7:20am On Jun 28, 2015 |
This joke doesn't make sense. Even if she is having sex with him, does that mean that through out the week , she didn't t lay on her own bed, perhaps to relax or to read? Dumb story. |
| Re: When Mum Becomes Smart by prospero5(m): 7:27am On Jun 28, 2015 |
dat woman is damn too smart. She's confirmed her suspicion. |
| Re: When Mum Becomes Smart by Chidonc(m): 7:43am On Jun 28, 2015 |
A mum is always wiser than her child. I luv you mum. Click like if u agree 1 Like |
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