coogar:


house of fraser gift card nko?

How about Harrods?

teambuck2u:


Is there a double entendre here or am I just seeing things?

yep....you are seeing things.

edwife:

How about Harrods?

harrods?
can you manage nandos or KFC?

coogar:

harrods?
can you manage nandos or KFC?

Coogar!

teambuck2u:


Is there a double entendre here or am I just seeing things?

Close your eyes....

I hope you didn't smoke today?

edwife:


How about Harrods?

ok ok ok...
harrods it is then....4-digit value.

coogar:


ok ok ok...
harrods it is then....4-digit value.

Good!now go make it happen....

edwife:


Good!now go make it happen....

royal mail will deliver it by monday.

coogar:


royal mail will deliver it by monday.

I hope so....

hahn:


First of all, I'm not a "nairaland dude"

I'm married and it would seem totally unrealistic to subject my wife to such standards

my apologies.

your comment is a breath of fresh air from all the ones I have seen so far.

the post was actually sarcastic.

edwife:

Close your eyes....
I hope you didn't smoke today?

I'll have you know the sk makes you more aware, not less.

coogar:
yep....you are seeing things.

Hmm, I'll believe you, for now.

dinachi:
I have to ask this question because everywhere you turn to, you see people huffing and puffing to describe who a real man is! But in all honesty I have not heard any body even make an attempt to describe a real woman. Abi Dem no dey?

A beg lalasticlala, Ishilove pls I think we need to park this keke at front page, make all man put mouth for this matter.
Cc Lalasticlala, Ishilove

This thread looks like its gone to the dogs but I shall comment anyway.

A real woman











Are you joking?

With all the useless 'wife material' threads everywhere?

No offence but please get your eyes tested

Kimoni:


Lol....you guys will not kee me oo

You guys are joining two unrelated statements. The sentence wherein I called her has nothing to do with the earlier sentence that has ur names She doesn't fight with Bellong right? and the last I checked, she was Pickeabau's friend. Gerrit?

So pics uploaded Can I check now?

Teespice:


my apologies.

your comment is a breath of fresh air from all the ones I have seen so far.

the post was actually sarcastic.

Its cool

I'm aware it was meant to be sarcastic but there are some guys who actually expect such things from their relationships

bellong:

I give up o

Kimoni:





I give up o

Who is the she that doesn't fight with me?

You know I am a black belter, every female is always afraid to fight with me...

bellong:


Who is the she that doesn't fight with me?

You know I am a black belter, every female is always afraid to fight with me...

Picture or ....

Kimoni:




Picture or ....

You don't need pictorial evidence for a black belter but "action packed" one.

Nominate someone ready for swollen eyes..

bellong:


You don't need pictorial evidence for a black belter but "action packed" one.

Nominate someone ready for swollen eyes..

I nominate Pickabeau hehhehehehe

Kimoni:


I nominate Pickabeau hehhehehehe

He is not a she...

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What about a real man? Na you go defend yourself

perry2020:

Taking care of a man is not until u bath him and feed him,thats why I put be accomodating,when ur accomodating you make him feel lively and welcome to be around you,u need a lot of patience also to live with a man,moral values to know what is good and what is not,how to cook,talk and respect ur man.knowing how to balance work and family also means u putting ur family first and not bringing work to home,or allow work affect ur family.being responsible and humble also means u should be submissive to ur man and atleast give him respect,being resourceful is supporting ur man,not leaving all the responsibilities to him alone.

U should look beyond words into their meanings rather than being quick to bash people who u conclude to be feminist. not all women are feminististically oriented.

Deep words. It is like you are describing yourself ?
Happy to know there are still good naira land babes that thinks like you.

Teespice:

tell me something I don't know. I was thinking that I gave a definition of a real woman..

Everybody ma know say Na sarcasm. But even at that you raised some good posers. Now sarcasm apart, who in your own definition is a real woman?

Ishilove:

You have seen different definitions of what a real woman is yet you are unsatisfied. Pray tell, what is your own definition?

A real woman is an odourless, disease free, loyal, intelligent, woman who worships the man in her life. She will never do anything to hurt her man, she is selfless, she kind, she is understanding and she is gainfully employed with her hands.
She truly has the fear of God, very submissive and finally she supports her man emotionally, financially, spiritually and physically.

dinachi:


A real woman is an odourless, disease free, loyal, intelligent, woman who worships the man in her life. She will never do anything to hurt her man, she is selfless, she kind, she is understanding and she is gainfully employed with her hands.
She truly has the fear of God, very submissive and finally she supports her man emotionally, financially, spiritually and physically.

hahaaahaa!!! lawd!!! , the "odourless and disease free" got me rolling on the floor,

i mean, who the hell uses that as a yardstick!!

that's basic hygiene mehn

Tomfrench:
hahaaahaa!!! lawd!!! , the "odourless and disease free" got me rolling on the floor,

i mean, who the hell uses that as a yardstick!!

that's basic hygiene mehn

The odourless part is important oh! Hmnn no be every babe dey understand that one.

2CatWoman:



This thread looks like its gone to the dogs but I shall comment anyway.

A real woman











Are you joking?

With all the useless 'wife material' threads everywhere?

No offence but please get your eyes tested

Just describe your own version of real woman leave all the dongo turenchi aside.

dinachi:


A real woman [size=18pt]is an odourless[/size], disease free, loyal, intelligent, woman who worships the man in her life. She will never do anything to hurt her man, she is selfless, she kind, she is understanding and she is gainfully employed with her hands.
She truly has the fear of God, very submissive and finally she supports her man emotionally, financially, spiritually and physically.

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pickabeau1:


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dinachi:

Everybody ma know say Na sarcasm. But even at that you raised some good posers. Now sarcasm apart, who in your own definition is a real woman?

that definition is relative.

a real woman to one person may be a fake woman to another.

why the obsession with women sef. other threads are about pussy.

what changed?

dinachi:

A real woman is an odourless, d[b]isease free[/b], loyal, intelligent, woman who worships the man in her life. She will never do anything to hurt her man, she is selfless, she kind, she is understanding and she is gainfully employed with her hands.
She truly has the fear of God, very submissive and finally she supports her man emotionally, financially, spiritually and physically.

Gosh this NL will not kee me.

Teespice:


that definition is relative.

a real woman to one person may be a fake woman to another.

why the obsession with women sef. other threads are about pussy.

what changed?

It is now an obsession with women abi? But na una dey always hurry to define 'a real man'. So what changed now that the table is turned?
Just give us your own definistion !
If you are missing threads about pvssy better start one so we all can contribute as long as the pvssy is clean and neat.

damiso:



Gosh this NL will not kee me.

Seems like you are loving my definition of the concept?