Saraki and Tinubu entered a chocolate shop in New York City. As they were
busy looking around, Tinubu stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store...
Tinubu said to Saraki:
"Man, I'm the best thief - I stole 3 Chocolate Bars and none saw me. Can You
can't beat that?"
Saraki replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop
and I'll show you some real 'intelligent' stealing."
So they went up to the counter and Saraki said to the Shopkeeper: "Do you
want to see some real magic, man?
"The Shopkeeper replied: "Yes...!"
Saraki said:
"Give me one chocolate bar." The Shopkeeper gave him one, and Saraki ate it.
He asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and
as he finished it.
The Shopkeeper asked:
"But where's the magic?"
Saraki replied:
"Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all the three Bars of chocolate that I've just eaten....."

http://www.olamzy.com/2015/07/friday-joke-of-day.html

Wicked..

Thief nibu must goto jail..

You can do better than that .....