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Hell Fire by dealordea(m): 11:00pm On Jul 04, 2015

ANGELS: Father! We are tired
of these
in heaven.

GOD: What have they done
this time?

ANGEL: Everything!They
don't listen to
instructions They don't obey
traffic rules.
They don't wait for their turn
in anything. They are
reckless!(Exasperated) In fact
they have
heaven a living hell since
they came here.

GOD: Then we better send
them to hell!
(Calls the Devil). Hello..

SATAN: Hello my
master, plscall me
later. There's an issue I'mtrying to
Ten (10) minutes later:

GOD: Hello Lucifer.

SATAN: Your Lordship my
father! I'll call
you back.
The issue has turned into a
crisis ooo!
An hour later:

SATAN: Hello?

GOD: What's going on over

SATAN: It's the Nigerians I
have with me
in hell oooo!
(He stammers),they... they...
they have
quenched the fire in hell and
Re: Hell Fire by UchecoOtentic(m): 11:07pm On Jul 04, 2015
old joke

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