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Q And A-laugh It Off by mondob2k(m): 12:49am On Mar 07, 2009
Q. What does the rug say to the floor?
A. I got u covered!

Q. What type of footwears do u make with banana peels?
A. Slippers!

Q. What does the counting machine say to the cashier?
A. You can count on me!

Q. What do u say when u meet a two-headed monster?
A. Hello Hello.

Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?
A. Becos her horn doesn`t work

Q. What is the best way to keep dogs off the streets?
A. Put them in a barking lot.

Q. What do u call a sleeping bull?
A. A bulldoser

Q. What did one tube of glue said to the other tube of glue
A. We have to stick together
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Q And A-laugh It Off by Moyola(f): 12:53am On Mar 07, 2009
Oya, clap hand 4 ya sef! smiley
Re: Q And A-laugh It Off by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:54am On Mar 07, 2009
Gross . .
Re: Q And A-laugh It Off by mondob2k(m): 2:40am On Mar 07, 2009
Thanks moyowa,
and which one be gross
Re: Q And A-laugh It Off by CrazyMan(m): 5:45am On Mar 07, 2009
Nice joke.
Re: Q And A-laugh It Off by krama(m): 1:29pm On Mar 08, 2009
not bad grin
Re: Q And A-laugh It Off by Gabry(f): 1:30pm On Mar 08, 2009
Eheheheh!



Heheh!





Heh!


Heh! grin
Re: Q And A-laugh It Off by D1KeleVra(m): 3:06pm On Mar 08, 2009
gabrywyl:

Eheheheh!



Heheh!





Heh!


Heh! grin

lol he hehahehuhi! sad
Re: Q And A-laugh It Off by BossTtdiamonds(m): 3:09pm On Mar 08, 2009
Ha ha he he ha he ke he ka ha ha he gagglin' . . .ha ha. .ha. . .
Re: Q And A-laugh It Off by BossTtdiamonds(m): 3:09pm On Mar 08, 2009
Ha ha he he ha he ke he ka ha ha he gagglin' . . .ha ha. .ha. . .
Re: Q And A-laugh It Off by dani1luv: 4:22pm On Mar 08, 2009
heheheh
Re: Q And A-laugh It Off by D1KeleVra(m): 6:14pm On Mar 20, 2009
Complete am dani.

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