A guy asked u for sex
and u asked, "Do u Love
me?". What do u expect
him to say or Are U a
LEARNER ?
2) Half naked girls are hot, while well dressed
girls are beautiful... Hell is
hot, while heaven is
beautiful... the choice is
yours
3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years
and
no wedding is forth
coming. Please kindly
remove
the ring. Is your finger
a key holder?
4)You have slept with
over 10 girls without
protection yet you go to
the barbers shop with
your
personal clipper. What are you
preventing
5) Guys always know who
their heart belongs to,
so if you like cook chicken
in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed,
if its not you, It can't
be you
6) In America wen a
couple go to bed dey say
"Good nights my love" In Britain "Sweet
dreams
darling" In Nigeria "Did u
lock d Gate, doors &
windows?
7) You cannot say "I can't
date you, I have a boyfriend" and be asking
for money from him. Gt-
bank staff cannot receive
salary from UBA bank!
My name is alitra, I used
my friend to set up my girlfriend to c if she'll
cheat on me. Now
they've sent me wedding
Invitation. What AM I?
A) Learner B) God sent C) Fool
9) No Guy will ever tell a
Lady "i ve a GF" when
asking her out. Their
National Anthem is "we
had issues & we've broken
up"
10) Welcome to Nigeria
where the government is responsible and
blamed for every damn
things. if mosquito bite you, you
will blame the
government
11) No guy is single, you
either snatch him from
someone or share him with someone, the most
important thing is to be
the highest Shareholder.
12) I woke up today,
someone somewhere just
took their last breath. Thank You God for
blessing me more than I
deserve
13) 35yr old first class
graduate without job and
u dey follow
Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no
worries' ... your life is on SOS
14) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10
years
and he broke my heart"
fool, what's GOOD in the
years?
15). (a)Sex won't make
him love u (b). A baby won't make him stay.
If
you're doubting me,
kindly ask TUFACE.

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Fvcking hilarious. 4 and 9 slayed it.

databoy247:
A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?". What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ? 2) Half naked girls are hot, while well dressed girls are beautiful... Hell is hot, while heaven is beautiful... the choice is yours 3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years and no wedding is forth coming. Please kindly remove the ring. Is your finger a key holder? 4)You have slept with over 10 girls without protection yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal clipper. What are you preventing 5) Guys always know who their heart belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed, if its not you, It can't be you 6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey say "Good nights my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doors & windows?

Naija n security!