Oyinbo Relationships

1st Date: Kiss

2nd Date: Coffee

3rd Date: Sex

Naija Relationships

1st Date: Handshake

2nd Date: Hug

3rd Date: Kiss

4th Date: Attempted sex but failed

5th Date: Shopping

6th Date: Cinema, New Phone.

7th Date: Attempted sex but failed.

8th Date: RAPE

Wrong.


First date: Sex.

Rape kwa? Hiya

Op you are totally wrong
Here, first day of meeting: collect phone number
2days later call
1st date (Sunday) location: Your House
*30mins later*
ENDLESS SEX

Yungwizzzy:
Op you are totally wrong

Here,
first day of meeting: collect phone number

2days later call

1st date (Sunday)
location: Your House

*30mins later*

ENDLESS SEX

that's not a "date" na, that one na one night stand with osho free. Before a black lady (Naija especially) allows you to go down there, you need special wording and 'scoping' skills. When all that fails, you are left with no choice but to add small agidi! That Black dating for you.

Tallesty1:
Wrong.

First date: Sex.

that one na true ashana

Naijaboiy shezhawt ishilove mprex rockstation farano you guys better confess oh

Reiyvinn:


that's not a "date" na, that one na one night stand with osho free. Before a black lady (Naija especially) allows you to go down there, you need special wording and 'scoping' skills. When all that fails, you are left with no choice but to add small agidi! That Black dating for you.

Had a "one night stand" with current bae

and we've been dating for 2years!!

Yungwizzzy:

Had a "one night stand" with current bae
and we've been dating for 2years!!

sorry bro, your bae is a repented ashana. *picks race

I guess this is meant to be funny but its bullshit. If cnn put this for one of their editorials now we go shout racism , BTW must it always be about sex?? what about coffee, kiss, movies, walk her home, then next day una go una work place

Reiyvinn:

sorry bro, your bae is a repented ashana. *picks race

Id iot

Yungwizzzy:

Id iot

hehehehehe

ilobasama:
I guess this is meant to be funny but its bullshit. If cnn put this for one of their editorials now we go shout racism , BTW must it always be about sex?? what about coffee, kiss, movies, walk her home, then next day una go una work place

it's based on multiple experiences juxtaposed into one. Naija babes are generally too brainwashed with the idea of "not appearing cheap"

Bump

What happened to a relationship devoid of sex?

See as sex dey rule the life of Nigerian youths,may God help us.

Very funny

stale

Rape! Thats not even a funny joke
Seriously Op modify

Syphax:
What happened to a relationship devoid of sex?

See as sex dey rule the life of Nigerian youths,may God help us.

Dude, it's obvious that wanking has taken over you. Nna ndo o?