MY SISTER IN UNDER-AGED
ME: Mr. Man, I said you should never come here to look for my sister again, how many times have I warned you, please leave NOW, to avoid any embarrassment.

HIM: Hey dude, see…we can resolve this. Look, I’ve got something for you. Have it, *stretches an envelope*, let me just speak with her.


ME: wu b dude? abi this one deh craze? (tout)No, Oga. Don’t bribe me. See, its simple, I’ve told you, you are too old to date her, I keep emphasizing this, she’s just a kid. Forget about what she’s flaunting…her front and back are just deceiving you. Haba! Put yourself in my shoes. I can’t allow this to happen, ‘tofiaqwa’. Besides she doesn’t even love you.


HIM: Of course, she loves me, and I love her. See, she’s actually more mature than you think, she thinks, talks, reasons and even acts like an adult…and I believe she is. What matters is that we love ourselves.
Please, why do you dislike me? Tell me what you don’t like about me, I’ll try to change.


ME: Hmmm! So, I’m now a liar, abi? And you know her more than I do. Okay…see, I shouldn’t be having this conversation with you, I have more important things to attend to. Just leave abeg.


HIM: I’m sorry; I didn’t mean to offend you. It’s just that, there’s something important I must tell her. Please.


ME: Ehn ehn, you’ve seen a mugu you can scope. Don’t tell her anything. Call her on phone; at least you have her number…


HIM: Errm, have you forgotten that, since the other day, I’ve not been able to reach her. The number is no longer in use I guess. I’ve tried it over a thousand times now. You said you can…k..ki..kill her if she ever speaks with me.


ME: oh! Ehn, I forgot, yes o. and I mean it. She dare not try to call you. I know she has crammed your number.


HIM: *feeling very disappointed and sober* okay, just one favor you could do for me and her…our life and future depends on it. Please tell her I said she should please keep it, no matter how hard it may be. Tell her I said she must not destroy it. She’ll understand. Thank you. *walking away*


ME: *processing the statement* “keep it, she must not destroy it, keep it…keep what? She must not destroy what?”
Eh! Oga wait, what do you mean?


HIM: Please, just tell her that…


ME: *quickly runs inside to check my sister. Finds her peeping through the window*
What is that rubbish this guy is saying? Follow me, NOW. Oya, explain yourselves now, I deserve an explanation.


HER: *walks up to him, gives him a hug* what’s happening?


HIM: It’s all good. *kneeling down, with a still face*

ME: What apologies do you have? You better speak out now.


HIM: *nervous* Hey dear, I’m sorry.


HER: *confused* Sorry, sorry about what?


HIM: *bringing out something from his suit pocket* I’m sorry it took me this long to ask, will you marry me, please?


ME: *eyes rolling, blood pressure increasing, anger burning like a raging inferno*
What? No! *wakes up from sleep*
Ah..ah… ah!



phlio

Ok... Hope Malaria no de do u

feldido:
Ok... Hope Malaria no de do u

this one pass malaria

Iffa put 4 bullet for ur head...knw sey na bks of ur 6ta

smh,op get fever mixed with goat shit!

prettythicksme:
smh,op get fever mixed with goat shit!

I love u too.

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Excellent. I like it.

phlio:
I love u too.

TYPHIOD don join d fever?

Hahahahahahaha.........funny

Brugo:
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Excellent. I like it.

baba thank u jare nah only appreciate work of frictional art

Brugo:
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Excellent. I like it.

baba thank u jare nah only u appreciate work of frictional art

I BLAME DIS OP NOT.... SHIIT HAPPENS WEN U SMOKING SUYA PAPER FOR THE FIRST TIME ladyboss1 sandrannna gurgle oyind17 come c una brother

CUM4WHAT:
come c una brother

which kind brother

where you get fingers to type my name in nonsense thread

CUM4WHAT:
I BLAME DIS OP NOT.... SHIIT HAPPENS WEN U SMOKING SUYA PAPER FOR THE FIRST TIME ladyboss1 sandrannna gurgle oyind17 come c una brother

y u wan disgrace me nah

Gurgle:


which kind brother

where you get fingers to type my name in nonsense thread

uve forgotten those pretty fingers of mine u cudnt resist

Gurgle:


which kind brother

where you get fingers to type my name in nonsense thread

what r u now feeling like? super RAT abi

phlio:
what r u now feeling like? super RAT abi

I didn't understand you

OP sleep-walking or high fever?

Gurgle:

I didn't understand you

better u don't

prettythicksme:
TYPHIOD don join d fever?

yea o

phlio:
better u don't

ok

So you'll fvcking not allow another nigga fvck your sister but will spend the night on another nigga's sister?


XavierBlue

XavierBlue:
So you'll fvcking not allow another nigga fvck your sister but will spend the night on another nigga's sister?


XavierBlue

lol....sorry brother I don't fornicate.

Gurgle:

ok

no p....ehn awa u doing

phlio:
no p....ehn awa u doing

fine thank you and yourself

Gurgle:


fine thank you and yourself

u must be a trouble maker....lol...oya go sleep

phlio:
u must be a trouble maker....lol...oya go sleep

this guy is confusing me o

Gurgle:


this guy is confusing me o

hahah....make I go sleep...I get CDs tomorrow. oya follow me for back

phlio:
hahah....make I go sleep...I get CDs tomorrow. oya follow me for back

I don't even blame you na cum4wat I blame

Gurgle:


I don't even blame you na cum4wat I blame

oya make we go sleep....am closing this thread