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16 Benefits Of Dating A Blogger by Limerick: 9:09am On Jul 17, 2015
You may wonder why something like this came up
but don’t worry…

Read Below 16 Benefits Of Dating A Blogger

(1) We are too busy with our work to think about
other girls in the world! So don’t worry, We wont
cheat on you.

(2) We are aware about every Important event on
the calendar, from valentine’s day to chocolate
day to #love – your gf-more-day

(3) We are entrepreneurs, We love to stand on
our own and not under some Fat assss boss

(4) We don’t have fixed timings, so going out at
busy office hours wouldn’t be a problem.

(5) We earn alot! So you won’t have any worries
about your future, ask lalaboi.

(6) We are clever and intelligent, you will not
have to listen to Bull-shiit as We know what they
are talking!

(7) We are very creative and innovative in our
work, so you’ll have many surprises to look
forward to!

(8 ) In case of any misunderstandings and fights,
your friends will come directly into the picture,
as they know how to get genuine backlinks.

(9) You don’t need to wear good clothes and
have facials done every week, We don’t really
care about your materialistic looks, as far as We
sure you love you.

(10) If you won’t find Us or We go missing, don’t
worry about complaining to police, We will
Probably be in the nearest Internet cafe!

(11) We will give you things or gift which you
can show off to the world. How about the Latest
Iphone 6? This is rather good compared to gifts
you hide like S€xy Looking “Undies”.

(12) We have a lot of Brand Value in the
Blogosphere, at some point you’ll feel like a
Celeb Gf or Wife!

(13) You need not worry about job, Apart from
your personal job, Its fun working together
(blogging).

(14) You can fight a lot with Us, as We have a
lot of Patience. Since we dont worry waiting for
a website to rank and get traffic!

(15) We make sure that there won’t be any kind
of penalty on your relationship, as We are aware
of all the algorithms leading to penalty.

(16) We have a different kind of romantic sense,
but don’t worry We are obviously very # good-In-
bed!

Cc: Lalasticlala my man Ishilove

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