Oh my! See lie sha

Back then in pry school sha my dad was one of the few men that owned an S class benz in the 80's so I would lie to my friends that there was a time we where being chased by robbers & after some point my dad pressed a button & a thick paste of paint shot out from the back & covered the windscreen of the armed robbers car so dey could no longer chase us...na 007 I be see am o but I had to tell the lie cos one of my friend say him father dey wear money as agbada, another one say swimming pool dey their roof top... I no fit carry last na

@ op,u can lie 4 africa ehn!.....bak den in sec sch,my classmate raphael once told us dat d Vcd player in his dad's car is 48 loaders,and dat his mom works in london,meanwhile his mom is jst a 4th house wife....bak den shaaa

I told my friends that we had an International airport at our backyard and we had 2 aeroplanes and 6 jets. Also told them that Eddie Murphy was my uncle.

Lol

N o n s e n s e

Biggest lie I ever told then was that I survived a plane crash. I have a scar on my face so whenever they ask why I just blast em that lie.
Biggest lie I heard then was when my pal who was fortunate to have a desktop computer in their house then (hell it might even be a jukebox) was bragging that he used it to cook a whole meal even toasted bread.
As in the way he described it ehn, he said he timed the cooking but he went on an errand and before he came back the food got burnt!
I be world mumuest person that year.

Confession time:
In elementary sch, I told them we had 10 VCRs. Don't blame me...people had planked me with different blocks of lies. Just wanted to offload some too.
In high school; I told them I was born in America. This again came from the fact that people were always calling me a half cast since I had a blue eye and a long nose...I just had to drop it like that
Funny enough I'm a born again Christian today.
Hallelujah

back den in primary school, I always lied to my classmates DAT KANU nwankwo was my eldest brother, they believed like madt, not until one day they got to know KANU was from abia state and I was from anambra state, enjoyed the effizy while it lasted sha..

I once lied to my friends that mosquito never suck my blood before

Ok. So I went to an popular single school where pple travelled out of the country like religious fanatics worship. In other to feel among, I told them that every1 except I in my family had left the country because I was always in school. Also told them following break that I travelled to Germany and came out at JFK Airport. Omo, they laaugh me tire that day

Banal lies

Chestar5:
Lol , remembered when my sister friend told us that her aunty brought out the food that was cooking in a television program; 'that maggi show back then' and they all ate it in their house, mehn i believe that lie like mumu o

hahahaha.. That girl is so damn wicked

ApcSucks:





is it your lie?

#weak!

passionate88:
hahahaha.. That girl is so damn wicked

This one is strong

Okay na peter buraimoh AKA peter Bobo,dis guy ehn!actually is from a rich family,I mean well to do they stay @ gbagada but as d L/island boy d@ I was @ LASMOCOL badore we dont slack this nigga loves to lie abt the internet. firstly he has a platonic relationship with a chic online and they married online,d babe go come carry am after secondary school. later,it was about illuminati,this was what brought about a lot of controversy.he said u'll log in after dropping details u will cut ur thumbs and stamp d screen with ur blood and another said na $200 and u'll be invited to USA but mehn!badore boys too wise cos most of them and their brodas gan na scam(yahoo boy).

animasaun:
There were many from friends but the only one I will never forget was told by a boy in my class who always watch my mouth whenever am telling other boys how interesting James Bond 007 films were,
my folks always pays wrapt attention to me until Segun 'Lagos boy' as we used to call him came up with 'James kubond ' films. He told us James kubond is the latest and more powerful than James Bond and everybody believed him
I got to know there is nobody or any film acted by that name many years after. Ni thanks to Segun, the 'Lagos boy '

Freemanan:


In 2004, One of my classmate in secondary school told me she is on NAIRALAND....



THE GIRL SAY SHE BE SUPER MODERATOR SEF..

nairaland = 2005

My sisters dem lie sha...1 say swimming pool dey our parlour...if u open 1 side 4 our rug u o c am...n she swim b4 she come school evry morning...nawa o..legendary lie

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Nawaoo u fit lie say day never break o

My head boy told us that when u fly by plane, u will see huts in the sky

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ehis05:
My sisters dem lie sha...1 say swimming pool dey our parlour...if u open 1 side 4 our rug u o c am...n she swim b4 she come school evry morning...nawa o..legendary lie

i had 1friend like that, that told us in jss2 under their rug @ home. Maybe she is your sis.

animasaun:
There were many from friends but the only one I will never forget was told by a boy in my class who always watch my mouth whenever am telling other boys how interesting James Bond 007 films were,
my folks always pays wrapt attention to me until Segun 'Lagos boy' as we used to call him came up with 'James kubond ' films. He told us James kubond is the latest and more powerful than James Bond and everybody believed him
I got to know there is nobody or any film acted by that name many years after. Ni thanks to Segun, the 'Lagos boy '

Ori Iya mi o!
This is the fifth time I'm rechecking this post.
The 'James kubond' keeps cracking me up every single time.

Suspect33:
Remember telling my friend that my dad will soon join wrestling to battle john cena for the championship

Haba!! John Cena?.......den I guess ure still in secondary school.

NDprudent:

Haba!! John Cena?.......den I guess ure still in secondary school.

mta003:

i had 1friend like that, that told us in jss2 under their rug @ home. Maybe she is your sis.

Dnt think dey told those lies in jss2 wz in primary school buh I cnt b 2 sure...anyways if u attended command or umbrella..den mayb I didn't know dem as much