Human medicine and surgery.

Heya, datz nice.

Good morning My Princess.
Its a beautiful day,so arise and shine.
This is wishing that you have a lovely day,and a blessed new month.

Hm.m.m.m.m, pat. . . . . Wats al dis

Thank you my prince. Lance, whatz it?

?@pat

Lance!

Lance, what the matter na?

My priceless, how are you doing? Are you owning lance some money?lol.

Hi deawie, am doing fyn. What about u? Lance, money ke?! No my pwince, am not owing him o.

My princess, have you forgotten about our oral exams?
Can you send me your number? to
Bezgrey@yahoo.com

No more Okada or Bus for you, na my private Jet you go de fly.

lol. . . .na sosoliso?

I no go carry my princess for sosoliso. I no wan crash ooo.

I have a new concord C-130 Jet. That will circle the world in mins.
Trust me,my princess.

Umm Umm , Pato pato

Alwite my pwince, i've heard u. Pureminded, whatz it? Why are u hailing me?

Pato , nuffin o , sha call me when you wan do your weeding ceremony , make i come tear meat

Hey ya, my wedding is coming up on 12 Apwil, 2009. We no go use meat, na ice-fish, tilapia & snake fish we go use. We go just manage give VIP sardine, bonga fish & electwic fish. Meanwhile, na gawi with salt una go sip o, VIPs go use sugar. Now i dey inside market dey price nutwi-c, but e 2 cost so na 1 vitamin c & 1 sachet water we go give una. VIP na 2 people 1 nutwi-c & 1 sachet water. The venue na 4 my parlour, reception go follow immediately 4 bedwoom. More details dey come later. 10Q

@pat,
Reception go follow immediately for your bedroom? See no evil, hear no evil. YOU AND WHO? My princess!

Hi my pwince, was just kidding mhen! How are u doing?

Ok, my princess i hear you. When its time, you are going to have a state wedding, with presidents and royals in attendance. Dont ever forget that you are a princess.

Am Just back from class, weak and sleepy.wit your permission my princess can i fall asleep?

Yes my pwince, u can go to bed now. Nyte & dweams!

patwhizkid:

Hey ya, my wedding is coming up on 12 Apwil, 2009. We no go use meat, na ice-fish, tilapia & snake fish we go use. We go just manage give VIP sardine, bonga fish & electwic fish. Meanwhile, na gawi with salt una go sip o, VIPs go use sugar. Now i dey inside market dey price nutwi-c, but e 2 cost so na 1 vitamin c & 1 sachet water we go give una. VIP na 2 people 1 nutwi-c & 1 sachet water. The venue na 4 my parlour, reception go follow immediately 4 bedwoom. More details dey come later. 10Q

*Clears Throat*

LOL! Is this Pat a playgirl or what!

@ pureminded
Why did u clear your throat nao?
Abi u no wan come the wedding again?

@ scorpionn
What? Abi u wan play?

@pat

You will get an award ,
As a NL addict,

Aus, i am not a nairaland addict o.
I just came to check sometjing.
U know say i dey write exam, so i come look for small expo for here.

So there is expo in NL,

You could have told me earlier,

It will be part of ur resume,

Award na award shall oooooooo

What will be part of my resume? Are u d one datz gonna pwocess d wesume? Which award? Worst poster abi?

Award,

Na wa o. . . . I nor fit shout

Is good to shout once in a while!!!!

Ok, i've started southing sowi shouting.

patwhizkid:

@ pureminded
Why did u clear your throat nao?
Abi u no wan come the wedding again?

@ scorpionn
What? Abi u wan play?

Na one frog hang for my throat jare , wey i dey try clear so e go flush down! and yes im definitely coming to your wedding