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11 Stupid,annoying Question Nigerians Ask . by HolyHero: 8:44am On Jul 24, 2015 |
11 STUPID QUESTION PEOPLE ASK#
1. You see identical twins, you still dey
ask 'na
twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol
2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the
neighborhood shouts'up Nepaaa'! My guy
ask
me,
O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask
a
'you no well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit...
4.You just wake up from sleep person
come ask you "you don wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I chop for
dream..
5. You see woman wey born new pikin u
ask
her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy
am
for Olx...
6.You greet person "good morning ma" !
She
ask, my pickin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey
sleep walk...
7.My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I
tell
am
say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is
happening there?"
I go uproot cassava... *Lmfao*
8.My neighbour sees me opening the
gates
to
drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all...
I be the new gateman...
9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come
ask
me "Guy na film u dey watch?
No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...
10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask
me,
11. add yours
O boy, na indomie u dey chop so?
No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed
with
thread.. As it stands now, abeg i need to ask u
one question ... abeg shey na nairaland be this? CC. lalasticala, stadd, ishilove, seun |
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