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Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by Cruzgee: 2:17pm On Jul 27, 2015
1. Teacher: Tolu how old is your father?
Tolu: He is 6years.
Teacher: What? How is that possible?
Tolu: He became a father only when I was born.

2. Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria!

3. Teacher: Junior, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
Junior: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that’s wrong
Junior: Maybe it is wrong but you asked me how I spell it.

4. Teacher: Kemi, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Kemi: You told me to do it without using the tables.

5. Teacher: Ranti, what is the chemical formula for water?
Ranti: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Ranti: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

6. Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago
Winnie: Me!

7. Teacher: Chima, why do you always get so dirty?
Chima: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

8. Teacher: Ali, give me a sentence starting with ‘I. ‘
Ali: I is…
Teacher: No, Ali…. Always say, ‘I am’.
Ali: All right….’I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

9. Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree but also admitted it. Now Stan, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Stan: Because George still had the axe in his hand…..

10. Teacher: Now, Nneka, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Nneka: No sir, I don’t have to, my mother is a good cook.
11. Teacher: Ade, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s ….Did you copy his?
Ade: No sir, it’s the same dog.

12. Teacher: Betty, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Betty: A teacher.

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Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by Kingsasian(m): 2:40pm On Jul 27, 2015
The 10th child
Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by greatgod2012(f): 3:46pm On Jul 27, 2015
Child No. 6.
She saw herself as very important and that's why she mentioned herself. Until we see ourselves as very important in life and carry ourselves accordingly, no one will attach any importance to us. I love her response.



And then, child number 2 came close, because in actual fact, a man becomes a father the day he has his first child. The same with women also, a woman becomes a mother the day she has a child, regardless if it's natural or through adoption.





All the children's responses are epic though and very funny.

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Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by crackhaus: 3:52pm On Jul 27, 2015
I like the answers to 6, 11, and 12... very smart cool
Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by lilmax(m): 3:58pm On Jul 27, 2015
Bravo
Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by rali123(f): 4:16pm On Jul 27, 2015
I love 1, 6 and 11. Very smart response.
Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by BlongTrendies(f): 5:05pm On Jul 27, 2015
6 and 12.
Child 9 seem to have quite an imagination to give that response.
Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by NifemiOlu(m): 5:38pm On Jul 27, 2015
Speak

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Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by UjSizzle(f): 11:19pm On Jul 27, 2015
3, 6, 7, 9 and 11.

But 9 bad gan cheesy
Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by nasha1(f): 12:19am On Jul 28, 2015
6,10 and 11... cheesy
Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by adexsimply(m): 10:11am On Jul 28, 2015
UjSizzle:
3, 6, 7, 9 and 11.

But 9 bad gan cheesy
Hey, Arya! smiley
Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by Kimoni: 10:20am On Jul 28, 2015
Hehehehehehehehehe
Funniest thing I have read in a long time

No 9 though...
Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by UjSizzle(f): 9:19am On Jul 29, 2015
adexsimply:
Hey, Arya! smiley
Hey hun smiley
Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by gidjah(m): 11:19am On Jul 29, 2015
They all are pretty intelligent, I must say
Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by cococandy(f): 1:14pm On Jul 29, 2015
These weren't kids.

Except maybe number 2 class.
Re: Children Speaks Their Mind: Which Is The Most Intelligent Answer Of Them All? by Cruzgee: 1:35pm On Jul 29, 2015
cococandy:
These weren't kids.

Except maybe number 2 class.

Aunty, Cococandy, grin we are talking about children here ma. Whatever you mean by kids? children of nowadays can be surprisingly more intelligent than adults you know? So don't think these responses can only come from after unis...

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