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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SexySapphire(f): 10:33pm On May 06, 2016
Lagos Camp is the place to be. Camp Blast on point. Lagos Camp on fire. BurnaBoy, Olu Maintain, HumbleSmith, Emma Nyra, CDQ, Small Doctor, Pepenazi and others in the house. Having madt fun.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by ayosco2008(m): 11:28pm On May 06, 2016
SexySapphire:
Lagos Camp is the place to be. Camp Blast on point. Lagos Camp on fire. BurnaBoy, Olu Maintain, HumbleSmith, Emma Nyra, CDQ, Small Doctor, Pepenazi and others in the house. Having madt fun.

Oh yea baby.. We locked iyana ipaja down tonight!!!!!!! Legoooo!!!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by terrymason(m): 11:56pm On May 06, 2016
It,s been long I commented... for all those pasting through any daring situation or the other, I pray God should give you more than enough strength to scale through.. grin miss u all. My camp is so boring Cux am still home embarassed
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Lopsie(f): 12:37am On May 07, 2016
Spixytinxy, May God give u and ur entire family the fortitude to bear the loss of your dad, be strong dearie.

@dtobs et all, Sorry abt d unfortunate incident, it is a good thing to know dat u are all safe and sound. All dat u have lost shall be returned in multiple folds by God's grace.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by flamingsword1: 8:55am On May 07, 2016
Please pole in camp should give us info about nysc postponement for stream 2
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 9:11am On May 07, 2016
DTOBS baba sorry for the unfortunate incident, I pray God will return your captivity in millions folds and your foes will be like them that dream. Thank God you are safe, your life is much more important than any valuables..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by VillageGOAT: 9:33am On May 07, 2016
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
6 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)


CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
14 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)


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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by VillageGOAT: 9:49am On May 07, 2016
Spixytinxy am so sorry about your dad, there is a reason for everything, take heart dear, your father is very proud of you, may your father soul rest in perfect peace..


DTOBS sorry about the loss, thank God nothing serious happened, the lord will continue to be your shield and your buckler in the time of trouble... Be strong broo... God is always with you


logodwhiz i sight you bro, how is the enjoyment in akwa ibom... Have fun bro


fraih the beauty queen, i hope ogun state is treating you fine fine... Have fun

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by VillageGOAT: 9:51am On May 07, 2016
Fraiser:
DTOBS baba sorry for the unfortunate incident, I pray God will return your captivity in millions folds and your foes will be like them that dream. Thank God you are safe, your life is much more important than any valuables..
how far bro? Longtime no see
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by biotechshola(m): 10:11am On May 07, 2016
Hello GC!

It's bin a while...

I've been kinda busy with caml activities from parade to football.

Spixytinxy, accept my sincere condolence grtns, may ALMIGHTY GOD giv u d fortitude to bear the loss.

DTOBS baba, sorry abh wah happened, nothing in life happens witout reason. I pray this be a source of blessings.


On behalf of ma fellow edo corp members, i greet you all!

Cc

hardie14
logodwhiz
qutyjoice
kbs468
fraih

et al

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Jamesdman(m): 10:59am On May 07, 2016
Awwwww.. So sad.

@spixytinxy please accept my heartfelt condolences. So sorry for your loss, may the good Lord grant you and your entire family the fortitude to bear the loss. Such a wrong timing, but God knows best. You're in our prayers.

@DTOBS sorry for the unfortunate incident. My heart goes out to you and other victims. Every misfortune opens the way for greater things for those who look hard enough and seize the available opportunities.
You're in my prayers too.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 11:57am On May 07, 2016
Fraih:
Friends in the waiting, how are you all?
Please gather enough strength and stability as you prepare for camp o, its so demanding here.

Trust you're all doing fine.
Cc: Terrymason, Kbs468, Oyehomie, IghravweIG, eaglesvision et al.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 12:31pm On May 07, 2016
Spixytinxy....Awww! Me sooo soi....Pls accept ma heartfelt condolence, pele...God is yur strength. May God give you nd ya family the fortitude to bear the loss. May his Soul rest in peace. Pls take heart dear.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by prindu(m): 1:30pm On May 07, 2016
@ spixytinxy, accept my condolence dearie, take heart! May d soul of ur dad rest in peace... It's well!!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by 1mrblitz(m): 2:35pm On May 07, 2016
Dtobs baba its gon b fyn again, @spixytinxy GOD knws best, ah pray his soul rest in perfect peace, ameen.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by johndanny(m): 2:59pm On May 07, 2016
ABB1:

Oboy the thing tire me...including those small small children called man o war
i de tell you
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by flamingsword1: 4:47pm On May 07, 2016
@spixitinxy please accept my condolences. God will give you the fortitude to bear the loss
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jonsnow92: 5:58pm On May 07, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
About stream 2 being merged with batch b. It is all rumour..

Disregard it...

I work with the OBS team over here and our camp officials hasn't said something as to that effect..
More information will be dropped as regards that later on..

Nysc have made plans for stream I and II. Ministry of finance gave the go ahead..

The only issue we have here and we are hearing of is the issue of fuel being scarce.. Cost of things are high. That's all..


Good morning
...Which camp you dey??..Abuja?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by okitaiji(m): 6:30pm On May 07, 2016
spixytinxy accept my condolences for the lost of ur Dad, may his soul find solace with the almighty God... DG DTOBS sorry for the ugly incident may God replenish ur pocket in 100 fold and may the wrath of God be upon those bastard... Hardluck bro
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Beckytee(f): 7:35pm On May 07, 2016
Spixitinxy dear, sorry for ur loss. May his soul rest in perfect peace
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 9:27pm On May 07, 2016
VilageGoat howfa? I no dy ur count down ooo, whether u go add me make I dy get mention





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.on campdown sowie countdown..
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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:31pm On May 07, 2016
jonsnow92:
...Which camp you dey??..Abuja?

Akwa ibom bro
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:39pm On May 07, 2016
ukjerry:

@LogoDWhiz, please, how did u secure a place/spot or apply for OBS in camp?


@stream 1peeps, is they any prize for participating in one/any of the pageant (miss nysc, Coca-Cola, macho e. t. c) in camp. what are we to expect? (via d prize).


It was tough my dear.

An audition was conducted for us..


Register early, preferably the first day. Identify the branch of obs you will like to work with. Identify your strengths..

The pageant guys are likely to be recruited to the state's cultural troupe..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jaybabs16(m): 10:57pm On May 07, 2016
@spixytinxy, I pray God stands by ur family in this trying time. @dtobs et all, glad to know u are okay. may u recover all in multiple folds
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 11:02pm On May 07, 2016
LogoDWhiz:



It was tough my dear.

An audition was conducted for us..


Register early, preferably the first day. Identify the branch of obs you will like to work with. Identify your strengths..

The pageant guys are likely to be recruited to the state's cultural troupe..


An audition?

Can you describe it?

Then d pageant, is it just D winner or all participant will be posted to d culture troupe?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by olubori1(m): 11:17pm On May 07, 2016
check this,if you are posted to plateau state. https://www.nairaland.com/3091235/must-read-posted-plateau-state
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Ponomote(m): 6:00am On May 08, 2016
Rukkyola:

Hmmm...... Kbs, I can over attest to that. Na serious sufferness get me yesterday.
I had barely slept for 3 hours before one ajayi came to wake me sey make I go baff.
Anyway, OYO is my case!


What platoon Rukkyola?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by ifeanyija(m): 7:56am On May 08, 2016
New info. no more stream 2. those in stream 2 will move to next batch
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by ifeanyija(m): 8:04am On May 08, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
About stream 2 being merged with batch b. It is all rumour..

Disregard it...

I work with the OBS team over here and our camp officials hasn't said something as to that effect..
More information will be dropped as regards that later on..

Nysc have made plans for stream I and II. Ministry of finance gave the go ahead..

The only issue we have here and we are hearing of is the issue of fuel being scarce.. Cost of things are high. That's all..


Good morning
the info is true, u don't expect camp officials to tell u people. the directive is from the new DG. I was in aks camp 2days ago. note no nysc plan for stream2 yet
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by VillageGOAT: 8:48am On May 08, 2016
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
5 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)


CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
13 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)


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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by sydneyboss(m): 8:56am On May 08, 2016
ifeanyija:
the info is true, u don't expect camp officials to tell u people. the directive is from the new DG. I was in aks camp 2days ago. note no nysc plan for stream2 yet

carry yourself and gerrarahia...u were in aks camp and so? the DG gave u the info be himself? and the timetable is still same? Please take ur silly news elsewhere

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