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A Real Naija Guy by daben1(m): 8:47pm On Jul 30, 2015
When a naija guys sees a new message from an unknown number with a female profile picture;

Girl: hi Matthew?
Guy: hi Angel, watsup?
Girl: i'm good, how was your day?
Guy: dear, my day was fine, though a little bit stressful
Girl: eeya, hope you're OK now?
Guy: yea bae, hope you had a nice day?
Girl: yea, it was awesome, so, have you eaten?
Guy: yea, i have
Girl: hope you kept mine?
Guy: you know i will dear, you have a nice profile picture, to be honest, you're an Angel on Earth.
Girl: thanks.
Guy: so, what about hanging out this weekend? You know we haven't met
Girl: BRO Mattheew, i just want to invite to our mid-week program this Wednesday, it's going to be wonderful
Guy: mid-week program, Who's this?
Girl: Oh! I forgot to tell you my name, I'm SISTER Joy from Deeper life church, we met in the church last sunday.
after 10 minutes
Girl: Bro matthew! Are you there?
After 20 minutes
Girl: Bro matthew!!
After 10 minutes
Guy: yes!
Girl: are you coming for the church program?
Guy: Oh! I'm sorry, this is not matthew, i found this phone on the ground, so the owner is yet to come for it. Good night!!


Lolll, proudly naija guy!
Re: A Real Naija Guy by daben1(m): 8:48pm On Jul 30, 2015
daben1:
When a naija guy sees a new message from an unknown number with a female profile picture;

Girl: hi Matthew?
Guy: hi Angel, watsup?
Girl: i'm good, how was your day?
Guy: dear, my day was fine, though a little bit stressful
Girl: eeya, hope you're OK now?
Guy: yea bae, hope you had a nice day?
Girl: yea, it was awesome, so, have you eaten?
Guy: yea, i have
Girl: hope you kept mine?
Guy: you know i will dear, you have a nice profile picture, to be honest, you're an Angel on Earth.
Girl: thanks.
Guy: so, what about hanging out this weekend? You know we haven't met
Girl: BRO Mattheew, i just want to invite to our mid-week program this Wednesday, it's going to be wonderful
Guy: mid-week program, Who's this?
Girl: Oh! I forgot to tell you my name, I'm SISTER Joy from Deeper life church, we met in the church last sunday.
after 10 minutes
Girl: Bro matthew! Are you there?
After 20 minutes
Girl: Bro matthew!!
After 10 minutes
Guy: yes!
Girl: are you coming for the church program?
Guy: Oh! I'm sorry, this is not matthew, i found this phone on the ground, so the owner is yet to come for it. Good night!!


Lolll, proudly naija guy!
Re: A Real Naija Guy by Abdullateef77(m): 8:49pm On Jul 30, 2015
Re: A Real Naija Guy by naijaboiy: 8:49pm On Jul 30, 2015
LoL! undecided

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Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 8:50pm On Jul 30, 2015
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Re: A Real Naija Guy by DTOBS(m): 8:54pm On Jul 30, 2015
Night of lols...

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Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 9:03pm On Jul 30, 2015
Arrant fvcking nonsense!

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Re: A Real Naija Guy by chomytex(f): 9:07pm On Jul 30, 2015
Hehehe,op expect more bashing.
*sipping my smirnoff ice*

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Re: A Real Naija Guy by Gurgle(f): 9:11pm On Jul 30, 2015
Blackett:
Arrant fvcking nonsense!

the system I'm using cant support your characteristically moody font tongue its using a really ugly one instead

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Re: A Real Naija Guy by tpiander: 9:12pm On Jul 30, 2015
what's with the attempts at humour nowadays.

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Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jul 30, 2015
Gurgle:


the system I'm using cant support your characteristically moody font tongue its using a really ugly one instead
Upgrade that archaic piece of plastic you call a "system". . . wink

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Re: A Real Naija Guy by Gurgle(f): 9:14pm On Jul 30, 2015
Blackett:
Upgrade that archaic piece of plastic you call a "system". . . wink

Lol will do wink

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Re: A Real Naija Guy by daben1(m): 9:33pm On Jul 30, 2015
Blackett:
Arrant fvcking nonsense!
being asinine is not the best way to gain attention, grow up and behave mature

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Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jul 30, 2015
daben1:
being asinine is not the best to gain attention, grow up and behave mature
You're an _idiot. . . Is there much you can do about what I just said?

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Re: A Real Naija Guy by daben1(m): 9:45pm On Jul 30, 2015
Blackett:
You're an _idiot. . . Is there much you can do about what I just said?
lol... I'll just ignore your vituperations and impudence, cus you ain't worth exchanging words with
Re: A Real Naija Guy by therealdeal10: 9:51pm On Jul 30, 2015
Op really funny bt 2ru

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Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 9:54pm On Jul 30, 2015
daben1:
lol... I'll just ignore your vituperations and impudence, cus you ain't worth exchanging words with
Newsflash, dummy: You've quoted me twice already. How about you log off and go rest your dumb brain, and then come back to create a much more meaningful thread much later?

Don't be tempted to reply. . . You're supposed to ignore me. . . Ewu can beer.

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Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jul 30, 2015
Blackett:
Arrant fvcking nonsense!
who borrowed ur sense of humour?
Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jul 30, 2015
justified19:
who borrowed ur sense of humour?
You have a problem with that?
Re: A Real Naija Guy by Nobody: 7:25am On Jul 31, 2015
Blackett:
You have a problem with that?
u av nt answered d question
Re: A Real Naija Guy by mrkay101(m): 2:18pm On Jul 31, 2015
Op dats a total fail.. A real Naija guy would still want to set That P..

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