WARNING: If you hate long write-ups, don't bother to read!!!

Gallivanting the streets of Owerri, I parked in front of a joint called MiMi Place. I barely alighted from my car before the facade of that territory wiped me in a frenzy of stupefaction. See girls!!! So many girls littered around like windfall-buffeted apples.They were actively searching for pleasure. Some wore skimpy pants, some half-naked; some wore mini-skirts on K-legs and bow-legs. All the girls had one thing in common. They were all looking like 'Cruela Devile' of 101 dalmatians. I snapped back to reality and said to myself:
"Ashman, Oringo gbu kpe ghi there"....according to Phyno. Meaning "Flexing will kill all of us here this night" LOL. So I've been suffering in Port Harcourt.

I was so pressed that I had to rush towards the back of another joint called '40-40' night club. There's a gutter behind. Unzipped and was about to bring out my 'thing' to urinate. Spontaneously, a drunk guy came beside me and brought out his own. JESU!!! See helmet. His cap was seemingly wearing a helmet and he held that 'thing' with two hands. Immediately I tucked back my own. I was watching him with my side-eye as he finished urinating and was shaking the thing like a swinging pendulum bulb. A girl across noticed us and started laughing.

I walked up to this Pulchritudinous damsel and within a space of 10mins we were laughing about men and their third leg. It was like we've known ourselves since forever. She broke the silence and said:
"Do you know it's been long I laughed out loud like this? You're so hilarious" She told me about her Fiance in the UK. She's also based in the UK and it was her second time in O-town. /etcetera/

Long story short. It was some minutes to 8pm so I decided we go to a joint called Ibari Ogwa in her 2014 Range rover Sport. She had to wait for me to re-park mine inside nv Lounge in All Seasons Hotel. That Ibari Ogwa was the bomb. Niggas performing Live magic. Live shows. Live dance. Point and kill fish, chicken, goat, even cow. It was my treat so I asked what she'd like to take. She said "two bottles of Dom Perignone and a roasted fish"
Bartender, how much is that?
Two bottles of Dom Perignone Champagne is 140k
Fish, the lowest is 5k. I started sweating inside my tongue.
She saw my countenance and said "don't worry I'll pay". Okpe o. i got relieved. My tuition fees for five years in FUTO was far less than 140k o.

By 15mins to 12am, we were still there. Laughing at jokes and the dancers were epic. Four bottles of Dom Perignone was down. "We dey lick the champagne like say na ice cream". Two big fishes dead. My eyes, her eyes, dirty. Her head on my shoulder as she cuddled me and the live show was going on. Minutes later she paid 290k via POS - I just taya.

Omo, could this be my first one-night stand? This girl was touching me everywhere and with highness she asked me..."Do you know I'm Governor *****'s daughter?" what? Alcohol clear from my eyes.

We went back to 40-40. Danced till like 1.30am. We got so Hi then she said, "take me to City Global Hotel - Presidential Lodge" We got to the room and before I could say "Jack Robinson" the girl was stack nakkkkked.

/Nothing happened sha. Abeg o. My girlfriend is a nairalander o/

CC: ishilove. Farano. Lalasticlala.

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anyone?

What's the name of the movie

op ur encounter is interesting ampersand funny...... u knw wat? dat wat happens with children who have spent almost all their lives in affluence, u were just lucky she's not d arrogant type btw most of them often want to have a taste of other side of live but nigerian men wnt even dream abt going near dem ( over hyped) even if u had knw her status u wld av taken 100 X 100 relay ............ shey u sha collet her number biko share me via private msg ashmanpolo:

so what is the moral lesson

Interesting..............

Shebarh:
so what is the moral lesson

The moral is simple....Always visit Owerri

jantofubu:
op ur encounter is interesting ampersand funny...... u knw wat? dat wat happens with children who have spent almost all their lives in affluence, u were just lucky she's not d arrogant type btw most of them often want to have a taste of other side of live but nigerian men wnt even dream abt going near dem ( over hyped) even if u had knw her status u wld av taken 100 X 100 relay ............ shey u sha collet her number biko share me via private msg ashmanpolo:

Sure thing

I'd truly nothing happened then u have a story to tell about ur third leg

*yawns* but i thought super story was on thursdays. Abeg wake me if e reach fp*yawns again and goes 2 sleep*

Men be spraying lies like its Mortein.

ashmanpolo:
WARNING: If you hate long write-ups, don't bother to read!!!

Gallivanting the streets of Owerri, I parked in front of a joint called MiMi Place. I barely alighted from my car before the facade of that territory wiped me in a frenzy of stupefaction. See girls!!! So many girls littered around like windfall-buffeted apples.They were actively searching for pleasure. Some wore skimpy pants, some half-naked; some wore mini-skirts on K-legs and bow-legs. All the girls had one thing in common. They were all looking like 'Cruela Devile' of 101 dalmatians. I snapped back to reality and said to myself:
"Ashman, Oringo gbu kpe ghi there"....according to Phyno. Meaning "Flexing will kill all of us here this night" LOL. So I've been suffering in Port Harcourt.

I was so pressed that I had to rush towards the back of another joint called '40-40' night club. There's a gutter behind. Unzipped and was about to bring out my 'thing' to urinate. Spontaneously, a drunk guy came beside me and brought out his own. JESU!!! See helmet. His cap was seemingly wearing a helmet and he held that 'thing' with two hands. Immediately I tucked back my own. I was watching him with my side-eye as he finished urinating and was shaking the thing like a swinging pendulum bulb. A girl across noticed us and started laughing.

I walked up to this Pulchritudinous damsel and within a space of 10mins we were laughing about men and their third leg. It was like we've known ourselves since forever. She broke the silence and said:
"Do you know it's been long I laughed out loud like this? You're so hilarious" She told me about her Fiance in the UK. She's also based in the UK and it was her second time in O-town. /etcetera/

Long story short. It was some minutes to 8pm so I decided we go to a joint called Ibari Ogwa in her 2014 Range rover Sport. She had to wait for me to re-park mine inside nv Lounge in All Seasons Hotel. That Ibari Ogwa was the bomb. Niggas performing Live magic. Live shows. Live dance. Point and kill fish, chicken, goat, even cow. It was my treat so I asked what she'd like to take. She said "two bottles of Dom Perignone and a roasted fish"
Bartender, how much is that?
Two bottles of Dom Perignone Champagne is 140k
Fish, the lowest is 5k. I started sweating inside my tongue.
She saw my countenance and said "don't worry I'll pay". Okpe o. i got relieved. My tuition fees for five years in FUTO was far less than 140k o.

By 15mins to 12am, we were still there. Laughing at jokes and the dancers were epic. Four bottles of Dom Perignone was down. "We dey lick the champagne like say na ice cream". Two big fishes dead. My eyes, her eyes, dirty. Her head on my shoulder as she cuddled me and the live show was going on. Minutes later she paid 290k via POS - I just taya.

Omo, could this be my first one-night stand? This girl was touching me everywhere and with highness she asked me..."Do you know I'm Governor *****'s daughter?" what? Alcohol clear from my eyes.

We went back to 40-40. Danced till like 1.30am. We got so Hi then she said, "take me to City Global Hotel - Presidential Lodge" We got to the room and before I could say "Jack Robinson" the girl was stack nakkkkked.

/Nothing happened sha. Abeg o. My girlfriend is a nairalander o/

CC: ishilove. Farano. Lalasticlala.

My 5 year old nephew could cook up perfect lies than you do

so was she there alone? thought u mentioned other friends earlier. Pardon me, I just don't believe everything I hear, and only half of what I see.

Horsesh*t

mtcheww

ashmanpolo:


The moral is simple....Always visit Owerri

of course ah always go der.. it is my home town.. guess u wer tryna advertise the hotel

Shebarh:
of course ah always go der.. it is my home town.. guess u wer tryna advertise the hotel

hahahaha u dey craze i swear

Oh Lord, what type of weed is this?

fabiano09:
hahahaha u dey craze i swear

The op is just trying to advertise the hotel

And so........

Like we care

afroman23:
The op is just trying to advertise the hotel

Merry Christmas sir