NOW YOUR MUM IS A NIGERIAN
1. when she says "Get my kini" and believes with all
confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader
2. when you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she replies "Sorry
for yourself"
3. when you ask her where you should drop something and
she says : “drop it on my head now."
4. when she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a
party.
5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied:
“why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing
phone since morning”
6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies:
“soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”
7. When she takes the dstv remote to work, just to punish
you.
8. when you’re watching tv with her and then she sleeps off
and still doesn’t want you to change the channel
9. if when you tell her you are going to friends place and she
be like: when last did they come here to play with you?
10. when your mum asks you if the food is enough and you
reply no and she says go and drink water
11. when she tells you if I hear Peem, you will hear ween.
12. when she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin
13. when with one look she tells you, you will get the beating
of your life when you get home
14. when you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and
she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in
Jesus name
15. When she tells you: 'I didnt kill my mother, so you
cannot kill me'
16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then
sends you back upstairs to bring her purse...
17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and
she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you
don’t even know it and she replies: Awon ebi baba e ni
olodo. (it is your father’s family members that are dullards)
18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and
she tells you "all the food you've been eating at home nko?"
19. if she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin
Hood is, with arrows
20. when the seller of cow meat says "Madam na N7000 for
this big beef, and she replies "Ahn Ahn, no be N1000"?
21. when u tell her u love her and she asks you what for? 22. Add yours....

My mother has never taken the dstv remote to work neither has she ever slept & say I should not change the station just to punish me but the rest

I love her to the moon & back though

Awwww

Lols. . . . . . . . . .when she send u to market and say u must return within 5min

So true seems like the mums in Nigeria were taught to act and talk the same way.my mum does most of these things especially numbers 1,2,3,6,9,12,13 and 18

hahahahaha from 10 to the end is so my mum...funny woman, love u big