MrsPhyno:

Don't worry the girl your waiting for will come soonest

Guys always said they would be gold-diggers if they were female but it's more complicated than if looks.

IamLEGEND1:


aint nothing complicated 'bout that.....

i give you my vagina,you give me ur money....

itz dat simple....

girls over think things that's why.

and the girl that successfully manipulates me into falling for wateva she has to sell will have mah heart 4EVA

#NoJoke

MrsPhyno:

You can't really win tho

Cause what makes the girls vagina any different from all the other vaginas around..... It is complicated you just wouldn't understand

Don't call it manipulation. It's supposed to be more beautiful than that

IamLEGEND1:


i will like to believe a vagina is a vagina.......

but you've got first-hand knowledge seeing as you have one,so i wont argue.

love is simply someone manipulating you into hating them less and less until u no longer see their flaws.

#NothingBeautifulInThat

MrsPhyno:

I mean I don't know about vaginas that much I've only ever seen one..... So you probably would know more than I

Mmmm is that what u think about love. Interesting.

Maybe for men, cause I don't really stop seeing people's flaws but then again I'm not a love expert

Only loved once puppy love

IamLEGEND1:


JUST ONE?!!!

who was the unfortunate victim of ur gaze?

oh i'm not complaing about the nature of luv and my view is in no way definitive.....it is just a personal opinion.

and what happened?......

pls dont tell me he dumped you.....

coz i will find him.....

and i will treat his case mercilessly

#iHaveNeverSeenAvagina

#JustSoYouKnow

#EvenOnTV

MrsPhyno:

Gerrara here mehnnn whaddya mean by dat one

I can be very loving

One dude like that..... He didn't dump me.... He had to go away to some school sha. He was nice to me, we understood each other very well. We used to laugh a lot.......
lol. It was puppy love. Miss him tho. Haven't loved since

Never seen a what? Abeg abeg abeg u na the senior officer of women's affairs

No tell lies for us here o

IamLEGEND1:

womanology is not really my area of specialisation.

but the bible is.

#PastorPikin&All

arnold123:
I love her but I am running out of patience, I try to talk to her but she don't hear and I feel like kicking her ass what do I do guys? She is very villageous and embarrass my life in public all my friends think she is an imbecyl and I think I should dump her just like the way I picked her up, but she has a nice character and good manners but she is tooo schewpid

MrsPhyno:

lol I'm sure you get this a lot but you're very funny

Unserious sumborry

Read ur bible o

IamLEGEND1:

IamLEGEND1:

MrsPhyno:

Mumu

That's the part where you're supposed to say 'Aww and you're so funny too you're even funnier'

Lubbish

IamLEGEND1:

well that's true

#GreatSenseOfHumour

+

MrsPhyno:

Sarcasm?

Anyways goodnight o you this Fulani boy

Is football season not starting? What's your team. I don't follow all these things

grad2012:
Seriously if you really luv her you won't embarrs her like dis you know ,you wil keep teaching her till she gets it rit.Its not easy for people to change like dat and you don't just give up on people you luv becos your frnds don't aprove of them.

biz2get:


bro!! Girls are like that ...

I have two things for you ....

1. Be less concerned and move on

2. fcck feelings just fcck the puccy

coldFLARES1:
With the way you write, you are just a little better than she is

khia:

Hmmm!!!

IamLEGEND1:


#NoSarcasm

#iSwear

#Goodnight

#ItHasStarted

#Arsenal

#DazHowWeRoll

kathykathy:
op grow up

arnold123:
go and Bleep urself to death

arnold123:
she is an arse