You picked her up from the street or some other random place. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building

You don’t know her surname. She told you her name is “ Just Julie”

She agreed to sleep with you on the very first day, in fact she moved into your house, no questions asked.

She never gets tired. She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and still have s*x with you when she finishes.

She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning.

No pimples, her make-up looks permanent and everything is always in the right place.

Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really looks like her hair but maybe salons have found a way to remove natural hair and put it back later.

She never talks about her family and she doesn’t have any friends. You only hear her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at night but you’re not bothered because girls call themselves all sorts of things.

Ever since you started sleeping with her, your life has turned upside down but of course your stepmother in the village is to blame.

She has stopped you from eating fish. Ever since she came into your life, it’s only chicken or meat, nothing that comes from the sea.

She doesn’t want designers or expensive things and your there smiling as the man

She doesn’t care about Valentine’s Day and you don’t even know her birthday sef.

She never gets jealous or goes through your phone and she couldn’t care less about your Facebook password. In fact she’s the best!

If the girl you’re with falls into all these categories, see Pastor T.B Joshua.

If she is always FTC fear her.

Exactly what I am looking for.




Do you know where I can meet one?

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

Tallesty1:
Exactly what I am looking for.




Do you know where I can meet one?

I am not sure but try unilag first, who knows u can be lucky.

Tallesty1:
Exactly what I am looking for.




Do you know where I can meet one?

Guy u de vex ooo. Come my village e get one river wey them plenty na for u to select the one u like

Tallesty1:
Exactly what I am looking for.




Do you know where I can meet one?

Ask introvert

But op u still de backward. U do believe such thing exist in these modern day's wey eyes don open finished. Abi na ur village witch de hunt u .

londongal03:
Ask introvert

ask me what... shey I resemble mommy water

The rate at which men dey rape anything these days don make mammy water scarce o.

Lol

Kingsasian:
The rate at which men dey rape anything these days don make mammy water scarce o.

dem sef dey fear?

Dharniel:

dem sef dey fear?

yes na

nikkiking:
But op u still de backward. U do believe such thing exist in these modern day's wey eyes don open finished. Abi na ur village witch de hunt u .

You dont believe in mammy water but you believe in village witch how manage na ur type dey pick babes from street

INTROVERT:




ask me what... shey I resemble mommy water

Dem no go hear,any girl with all dis qualities is d perfect girl to nairaland boys....i smh for all doz boys whose destinies af been wasted.

INTROVERT:




ask me what... shey I resemble mommy water

ifeanyija:
If she is always FTC fear her.

INTROVERT:




ask me what... shey I resemble mommy water

no be me talk am shaa