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Funny But True: 20 Commandments Ladies Should Read by cyprianlah(m): 8:14pm On Aug 21, 2015
Oya! Ladies here you go

1. Thou shall not date any guy out of sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never
worth the pain. Ladies beware!

2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can
flirt too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries on yourself

3. Thou shall not depend on any man for your daily needs. It has brought more
pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies, please!

4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such men usually don’t have regard for
ladies. Ladies, you can ask around if you are in doubt!

5. Thou shall not remain in a violent relationship. You are supposed to be his
sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s looking for whom to punch, refer him to
Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?

6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT that desperately, he should put
a ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if they see your worth it. True!

7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop cutting flowers or drawing circles with
your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget to pay attention to the pick up lines.
Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.

8. If you are not sure of your man especially if the relationship is still new,
never take your girlfriend to his house or give her his number or BB pin.
Odikwa very risky!

9. As soon as you can, let your man show his face to your people. Your sister
or brother or mother. This is very key.

10. Material possessions are good but never let them be the number one
factor in choosing a man.

11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always sit like a woman. Some men act like
babies when a woman is not properly seated. You know what I mean!

12. Never think you can trap a man with good sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an
aberration.

13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm but don’t scare them away.

14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let them deceive you. Don’t believe
anything in the contrary. Don’t be stampeded into a relationship.

15. If your purpose for financing a man is to keep him, that could be a big
mistake. Finance for the right reasons.

16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to “men are the same jare!” It’s a lie!
How many men have you met out of about six billion people on earth? You see
am nau, abi?

17. Adventures can be sweet. However, never embark on a long trip to meet a
man without informing someone. Never!

18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let anybody know about us yet.” If the
relationship is up to three months and counting,somebody should know about
it jor! Better things, they no dey hide am.

19. They say good girls love bad boys. And as a good girl, you are looking for
a bad boy to love? OYO for you! Let bad girls love bad boys and good girls
love good boys. Nobody should use your head to catch a bullet.

20. Enjoy being single. It does not last forever.

Add yours grin
Re: Funny But True: 20 Commandments Ladies Should Read by afolwalex20(m): 8:25pm On Aug 21, 2015
undecided
Which kain bad belle b ds?

And it's coming 4rm a guy

U wan spoil our parols?
Re: Funny But True: 20 Commandments Ladies Should Read by RetroBoy: 8:27pm On Aug 21, 2015
Never lie about you were disvirgined while riding a horse, or while dreaming
Re: Funny But True: 20 Commandments Ladies Should Read by cyprianlah(m): 8:40pm On Aug 21, 2015
afolwalex20:
undecided
Which kain bad belle b ds?

And it's coming 4rm a guy

U wan spoil our parols?

Nor vex, I didn't mean to expose ugrin
Re: Funny But True: 20 Commandments Ladies Should Read by cyprianlah(m): 8:42pm On Aug 21, 2015
RetroBoy:
Never lie about you were disvirgined while riding a horse, or while dreaming

Lol@while dreaming
Re: Funny But True: 20 Commandments Ladies Should Read by Nobody: 9:04pm On Aug 21, 2015
So, OP tell me if a lady no flout any af dese commands, how she go take get lover in this time and age? Abeg jare
Re: Funny But True: 20 Commandments Ladies Should Read by BANGERLEE1(m): 9:09pm On Aug 21, 2015
Even God commandments no reach 20....

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