I like number one and two....

1, The DJs..nah them dey always loud their speakers with different gbedu...

2, The borrowers, they always knock at your door for cold water, garri, screw driver, blender , nokia charger

ilobasama:
Lols, back then in sch, I get one guy like that next to ma room. Him papa na king, him family na this and that. But he de come our room de find food, borrow maggi, shoe, belt and so on. Please whats a defined name for them

like one who claimed his dad owns millions of naira before he died.. But he (son) ended up selling pap for 3 years in kano

DropShot:
The Parasites. They move around for free meals.

i Waka well

Lol!

You are very correct.

Number 6 is what i did back then when i was school. I really enjoy living off campus. Eating at sister blessing place in the morning, sister mary in the afternoon, sis chioma in night. Also many of them are friends with benefit. I know God has forgiven me. #lol fabem

ladyF:
Lol

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

Angelou:
he was born into the church.. But the only ting i find "deeper-life-like" about him is dat he finds it difficult to approach ladies

Inability to approach Ladies has nothing to do with Faith I Guess it's innate

6. The Playboys
These people don't have friends of the same gender at all; except, of course, their fellow playboys. They come into the hostel with different varieties of babes. Please don't even try telling me they all come around for Chemistry Tutorial! Tall,short, fat, chubby, skinny, midgets, dwarfs, hookers and even innocent Deeper life girls that want to preach their usual gospel to them. Oh well, enough said.

Lol...

babyfaceafrica:
I take exception to ur unsavoury words against introverts,what do you mean that they need rehab??!!!!!...are u well at all?...nonsense!!!!!

Lol

starlingslimnet:
Inability to approach Ladies has nothing to do with Faith I Guess it's innate

thats the only point he uses whenever we question his religous piety. He always says: i no dey fornicate lyk una

The last four lines of number two got me laughing

The thieves...gosh living with a thief is so annoying,you will even have to hide your pants and bra....wardrobe always under lock and key

*yawns* abeg who get small pin charger?

DropShot:
The Parasites. They move around for free meals.

. That's how I survived then...

Angelou:
thats the only point he uses whenever we question his religous piety. He always says: i no dey fornicate lyk una

now this is funny and dumb at the same time

You forgot the footballers.. they are the early risers.. 5am, they are on the road, you see them on the pitch when you are going for your lectures, they scatter their apartments with soccer kits, you don't get to meet them at home on Saturdays and Sundays mornings.. and yes, they travel a lot. Going for NUGA, WAUG etc
They are also predators.. they eat like horse..

Thank God I no dey this category

Rilwayne001:
OP, i can't find myself here.

Oya tell us where you belong then

Olsoo:

Oya tell us where you belong then

op didn't tell us where he belongs

kevinberry:
6. The Playboys

These people don't have friends of the same gender
at all; except, of course, their fellow playboys. They
come into the hostel with different varieties of
babes. Please don't even try telling me they all come
around for Chemistry Tutorial! Tall,short, fat,
chubby, skinny, midgets, dwarfs, hookers and even
innocent Deeper life girls that want to preach their
usual gospel to them. Oh well, enough said.


Lol...

No 7 THE COUPLES
Why is every body missing out this group Infact they should be ranked No 1 in off-campus. The couples is a male and a female cohabiting off campus like husband and wife. They do everything husband and wife does maybe except rearing of children. The contribute monthly allowaee for house upkeep and support each other in every way.

-Those ones who u see with different girls entering their room every day.
-those ones who immediately you finish cooking,they are already at ur door knocing with spoon and plate.
-those ones that knock at your door immediately u on your generator already with their chargers.
-those ones that believe they own the compound behave anyhow they like
-those ones with their annoying loudspeaker

What am I missing

cee001:
hmm...but OP u cannot blame introverts;they loose energy hanging around or being with people and they recharge or gain the energy lost by being alone and solitary. That's their personality.

Thanks bro!

The baggers and apaches

Mcowubaba:
..Those guys wey dey use Igbo wake person up 4rm sleep
..Those girls wey different cars d drop dem 4 lodge, u go begin wonder weda na her papa get Innoson motors
..Those people wey no gree buy 11K generator, always calling me to ask me weda I on gen, say d wan charge phone or play Game
..Those people wey u no go just understand dia way/package, today dem go cari Bible, tmwr dem go cari weed, next tmwr u go see dem d drive Taxi inside Sch Or see dem selling in a shop ?
..Those people wey dey like 6-10 in a room (mostly guys ), I call it- On camp in Off Camp or hostel in lodge
I don taya

e be like say u dey smoke weed too.. weed just full ur talks ewww

jaybee104:
e be like say u dey smoke weed too.. weed just full ur talks ewww

I don't smoke Cigarette..I don't smoke weed!!! I don't like it... Tried them b4, it wasn't cool..I vehemently Stopped..

What a reminiscence? I proudly belong to category one.

What a reminiscence? I belong to category one.

proudly No. 2