ddaammyy:
what are u checkmating? But u would not like to be checkmated abi? Shior!

If you're smart enough to checkmate me, kudos to you. If not, I win!

freecocoa:
Story, will only work if you married a woman scared of you.

Like you wouldn't get angry or say anything, if you were innocent the moment she gave it to you, oh!please.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. It seems MRBrownJ touched a sore spot, eh ?

As they say, it takes a thief to catch a thief.
It's only a runs Babe that would marry a play boy, successfully.

Ilekeh:


As in!

While he's screaming, I'd just be blowing chewing gum at his face. In fact, I'll help him pack his loads before he returns from his trip.

Just imagine, very funny, sometimes I really wonder what some men feel like.

BAD MARKET.

LadyBoss1:


Be honest






https://mobile.twitter.com/Ayourb/status/635374228473282560/photo/1

If I was the man my wife would get a slap or no reaction depending on my mood WHEN she presented the condoms.

UyiIredia:


Tsk, tsk, tsk. It seems MRBrownJ touched a sore spot, eh ?

Dude get yourself together, I don't seem to understand what your point is.

ddaammyy:
what are u checkmating? But u would not like to be checkmated abi? Shior!

ur mama toto sef smell i see u viewing my thread

Makes no sense

uselessgoat:



ur mama toto sef smell i see u viewing my thread

guy ur really sick! You need to be permanently in a psychatric hospital.

emorse:

I'd accept them, return them intact and score massive points in the fidelity test.

It can easily b bought in d market after using d ones she gave you. Y accepting it in d first place.

ddaammyy:
guy ur really sick! You need to be permanently in a psychatric hospital.

orie loburu

emusmith:
Hmm...

I suppose it's a Male condom.
So, will she now distribute CD to her bfs? Shouldn't they come with theirs?

Women hardly cheat joor! I'll give a smile and say, OK.

She did that out of her "confused" state of mind ATM. She is suspecting him, scared of telling him not to cheat and also wishing he wouldn't.

@ Bolded

You are 100% correct.

Ilekeh:

As in!
While he's screaming, I'd just be blowing chewing gum at his face. In fact, I'll help him pack his loads before he returns from his trip.

freecocoa:
Just imagine, very funny, sometimes I really wonder what some men feel like.

Lol. Calm ur sweet selves down you two. mrbrownj's move is called "counter attack". Here's how it'll play out. He raises his voice, she raises hers too and they both combine forces to let all hell loose. (Without getting physical of course.) Then he'll calm down and apologise. She'll calm down and apologise too and they'll both live happily ever after. No victor, no vanquished. THE END. lol

There is love in sharing ooo

emorse:




Lol. Calm ur sweet selves down you two. mrbrownj's move is called "counter attack". Here's how it'll play out. He raises his voice, she raises hers too and they both combine forces to let all hell loose. (Without getting physical of course.) Then he'll calm down and apologise. She'll calm down and apologise too and they'll both live happily ever after. No victor, no vanquished. THE END. lol

If only it were that easy.

no need accepting the condom

Accept the condom

Give her my Photo thats all, she has the person she's desire

emorse:
I'll give her some na. Then I'll send her an SMS a few minutes later. it'll read "Hi honey, hope you're not in the house yet? Please don't pass through any of the entrances cos I've laced them all with double strenght MAGUN. You can pass through any of the toilet windows though. They contain only single strength potions. Their effects should be minimal if u use triple condoms. Missing u already. Luv ya!"

....looooooool, geeez! I. Love you...u got me cracking u r mean

TooNoisy:


I wouldn't encourage my husband to cheat neither will I cheat!

Nice one God bless

sandrahnaub:
....looooooool, geeez! I. Love you...u got me cracking u r mean

gv me doz lips nah

if you asked me, nah who I go ask.

throw her in the booth and drive away

emorse:

I'd accept them, return them intact and score massive points in the fidelity test.

Between the time of collection and returning the condom, things must have spoilt considering the kind of thoughts that would have filled the lady's heart.

The best thing is to return it immediately, and you the medium to assure her of your sincerity.

emorse:

I'd accept them, return them intact and score massive points in the fidelity test.

*yinmu , bro! Only a dumb lady would score u on dah , u could av has well used it n replace it with d same typre/ product . Lol

just reading comment

I'll simply luk @ hr en smile believin she's jst mekin a joke out of de scenerio....Then I'll quickly "wake-up" frm ma slip.

emorse:

I'd accept them, return them intact and score massive points in the fidelity test.

That means nothing, condom isn't a lion's teeth, ivory or diamonds which are rare.

You can collect it and buy your own while keeping hers intact

am gonna use it as test for her and shes gonna fail the test.....





and am gonna say 'good bye'. ...to our relationship!

shobroy10:
I go drop finish all the condom so that temptation self go fear me. I love my woman.

Once a woman gives you a condom she's calling you a cheat.