During an annointing service in a church (ECWA ) to be precise; The church was in its marathon prayer session  and the pastor(An Hausa man)  got to a prayer point: U know dt Malachi 3 vs 8 downward (That talked about Tithe and Offering and dt He will rebuke the devourers for our sakes.

The whole church started firing.Raining all sorts of curses o'er devourers and drammatically( Remember the pastor is an Hausa man pronouncing "Devourer" like "Deborah". Sister Deborah had gathered all sisters bearing Deborah and they've formed a gang .They started singing nd chantting war songs .Before one could call Jack Robinson ;they 've injured every body in the church and were seen moulding the pastor's head wd planks and cutlass.

Pastor landed in the Emergancy Ward of a General Hospital with turban on his head(sorry bandage) leaving only his eyes and mouth like "Lagbaja" .

i no dey laff

atleast u are crying

go away!

@romade

Cos it's not 'C nd P' Joke,abi?

but why the thing dey pain u now

hmmm

nice attempt at humour

:d

hmmm

ol boi talk na, even if the mouth dey boom i no go shake

@Topic/Poster
I'm not going to read that. I don't think it has much information. Plus I don't want to lose brain cells. Sorry!

surely THIS has got to be the world's worst joke! Ever!

sure it is

sure it is not

it is!

the subject shoulda been 'Ect'.

This is def. not a joke!

I don read am. I think it has something to do with April Fool's day.

But. If it's a joke straight from the heart. . . may God forgive u. _{Yay! Dani don return the Modify button. E mean say them don nab Romade.}

praise praise praise d romade

wat da hell is this?

U had to use that word to pass ya message across?

eh clem?

agreed not a joke

then make ya own

@ble ble
i see no better way to express my displeasure

hmmmm, I can see that.

@post
so funnishlyhilarios

nonsense

very and highly nonsensesical

fotocopied & mailed bak

Ben20001:

nonsense

manysense

clemcykul:

@ble ble
i see no better way to express my displeasure

It's Blessing.

teacher chike