i have no choice than to.........

go with whiteshark n see what he's got to offer........

when i got there,lo and behold,he's got the most............

Biggest D**k

OMG,i shouted cos i couldnt ...............

Imagine what will happen if he tries to put that thing inside my.....

- - - - -and i tried to say hello b4 i could open - - - - - - -!

Be wise and do not _ _ _ _ _ _ _

I'm continuing from Christyne's story, because I cannot find anything to the last person's.

....I was shocked because never in all my life have I seen a d**k so big.

Well,as a big girl,i've got to hide my fear.So.......

i just had to allow him like how i did to the pastor b4 and.......

guess wat happened?I really............

...enjoyed it...

But this was way better...............

than not enjoying anything at all.After that...........

i found out that i was not mad again so i jacked his shirt and started to shout RAPIST!!! People started to gather to find out what was happening. From no where someone produced a tyre and before i could say "NAIRALAND" ....

...they burnt the poor guy to death...

......but alas!!! That was a clone of the real deal... All these while, whiteshark was basking in the sun with snazzydawn. We travelled in style in my private jet to the south of france and then to monte carlo where we spent quality time getting to know each other better (u know wat I mean) only to be chased around by them paparatzzi's b'cos of my bling bling and things. Well the life of a super star. .. wetin man go do. Anyhow sha, Wen I came back and my yeye PA Zee come tell me wetin don dey happen since, I promptly called the police commisioner of Nairaland Seun to arrest everybody with immediate alacrity, I tell am say make he lock all of them up 4 ever, i get the naira, I go pay!!!

Mmmh.....i sigh cos i never knew pple are so wicked.I had to go to the station and bailed everyone with Naira cos i cant stand it seeing all my colleagues locked up.

Then everyone that was locked up decided to go to chief WHITESHARKS house to protest. Only to get there and find a wedding ceremony going on. Snazzy was getting married to Whiteshark."Can u imagine" and they didnt invite anyone. Since we were coming from jail and we were all hungry, we forgot our earlier mission and decided to join in the OWAMBE party. After we had eaten and eaten and had our fill, we decided to kidnap the bride......

.....to show to WHITESHARK that we are more powerful than he is.We took the bride to.................

.......hide her somewhere that we guessed he could never find her even though......................

.........to get her back by paying money, we could still.........

show him pepper. That was when snazzy told us that she never really loved whiteshark,that she was only after his naira and he had promised her that he was going to impeach seun and make her the admin on nairaland. We were all so shocked at her revelation. So they have been planning to impeach our admin? We then took her to ogun state to go and repeat what she said in front of admin. When we got there and told her to narrate the story she told us, she told admin that we were the ones planning to impeach him. We were FLABBERGHASTED!!! got so angry that he took a machete and......

threatened to cut of whitesharks Ding-ding if she does not confess the truth.... and believe u me she said she cared less that he cld go ahead... so....

......b4 we could say NAIRALAND.......it was late..........

....too too late. Whiteshark and his Bodyguard ( Nddy, Codec, Ka, Cimonjorr, Layi, Lexyflexy, and the rest) just show gbam!! come se beating 4 dem. Stick 4 head!! blow 4 eyes!! kick 4 chest!! everyhere come jagajaga and scartter scartter, nor be small thing 4 poor man that day ohh... I was now thinking to myself, why r all these poor church rats trying my patience and intelligence, nah wetin I do dem sef. I just vex sell everything, give am to vexxy come travel straight to coconut island go dey stay there...

with only a toothbrush, a bottle of vodka, one shaving stick, 2 loafs of bread, a shovel and a bunch of flowers...

Plus one small Rat 4 company...

so we went, as we walked about a mile, we saw....

...wat looked like a ...a ...i mean even my rat was shocked, it was simply unbelievable....

right there, in front of me was wat looked like a dance party but this one was different oh There was Madam, Alheri, Zee, Christyne, lil nike and Eslynera all dancing nude and shaking their a$$ all over the place. It was just to ......In fact I did not know wat to say or do, the poor small church rat just faint from shock!!! I come begin.............