and the Devil says " I cant keep u here ooh.... u are already causing confusion in this my hell.... having all the girls run after u and the men banging on my door for help" so back to earth he goes cos the devil cant take it no more.... so Icon comes back to earth looking all that and more determined to have his hot and sexy snazzy.....

and Snazzy marvelled at the fact that he had survived so many "deaths". And she finally and truly fell in love with him...

and snazzy killed him and threw his body parts into the sea...

and whitesharks seeing the body parts in the sea decided to bring it back together... afterall na him and Icon they love snazzy b4

and snazzy decided to become born again and remain single...

mean while the Great whiteshark with the red unblinking eyes was swimming in the ocean basking in the sun and enjoying himself and thinking about all them darm stupid kids on NL trying to be wat they cant. He pulled out his motorola razor and dailed Layi to help him tell scorpio to meet with him at the oceanview for a nice dinner. Layi did wat he was asked to do pronto and they really had a swell time eating prawns and lobsters and the likes. I even saw Seun pipping through the windows begging to join in the party but as una know, the guy got bounced!!! so he had to go cry with his friends...........

so Seun decided to do some funny stuff on his land.....

but because of the hate the people of the land have for him, everybody just hala shoooooooo, nah so u be He had to go cry in the arms of his old friend and confidant, good ol Snazzydawn!!!!

and snazzydawn told him GO TO HELLL!!!!!!

and he went, saw, conquered and came back smilling with a peice of half cooked pork giving to him by the devil himself so that he ad snazz cold have a lovely dnner like the one he once saw while pipping through the window.

And while the piece of pork was stewing, a strange thing happened: bubbling sounds and sinister laughter coming from the back of the house.

cheeeee, wat can dat be

only God knows ,

except dis time God didnt know, only snazzy n whiteshark did
lo n behold, dere stood snazzy n whiteshark passionately kissing n sucking on each other's tongue like nobody's business

u dont say!!!!!!

seun was so furious he poured the stewing pork on them both!

My, oh my these two pieces are hilarious:

Rhodalyn:

except this time God didnt know, only snazzy n whiteshark did
lo n behold, dere stood snazzy n whiteshark passionately kissing n sucking on each other's tongue like nobody's business

gentleone:

seun was so furious he poured the stewing pork on them both!

what's ya story zah?

Zah cant tell you that now Eveseh, U know why?? She was eaten by the great white shark. He ate her cos she was trying to meadle in affairs that does not concern her,

whiteshark:

Zah can't tell you that now Eveseh, U know why?? She was eaten by the great white shark. He ate her because she was trying to meadle in affairs that does not concern her,

LOL nice one but i only asked what da story about?

ok

Hmm,

see what am saying, people are not organized, a good topic lyke dis, someone just came out from no where n messed it up,
well Brains aren't everything. In fact in some people case they're nothing

gentleone:

seun was so furious he poured the stewing pork on them both!

And snazzy said to Seun what we do nairaland may be ur biz but what we do at ocean view definitely isn't ur biz and the great white ate Seun up.

and erm, erm, the story continued

yes ohhh u cant believe wat has been happening but like they say, good thing will always show itself. Nah so e be ohh. Anyhow sha, whiteshark was now left alone on the tread to continue the good work the legry started.

, And one day Uche came along and decided to relieve Whiteshark of his lonliness until,

And passed him off to Babymine, who was shocked since she wasn't planning on having Whiteshark around for the holiday season. What was Babymine going to do? Should she be a mean son-of-a-you-know-what and ignore his pleas and naggings, or should she turn the other cheek and be like Jesus, so the saga continues,

saga cont. e don finish b dat

finish ke!!!!!!!! story continues as deby comes in as an adviser to seun who has been working so hard to keep his head above water. she then encouraged him to put on all his armour cos he is going to be having more spoilers like jaybaby,babymine and creamwatever,

& Seun said 2 Debby I dey Fear JAYBABY oooo --so deby was disappointed

deby said "thou shall fear no one even in this forum" and then seun picked up from where he stopped and countinued to keep the flag flying with jaybaby as nis flag bearer,