Wit hormones goin wild, passion nd desires flaring up. They both were out of control. They quickly peeled their clothes off 4rm their bodies nd he started riding Ekaette. Suddenly, she brought his ear closer 2her mouth nd she whispered to him, "U can do beta. Hit me hardeeeer"

Thugg got on to his feet and kicked Ekaette so hard, it sent her flying butt naked across the room, she was stunned at what just happened!! I only asked for him to 'hit me hardeeer' she wondered to herself as she struggled to get back to her feet. . . . . . .


[size=5pt]Tx Mais ow u been[/size]

buahahaha!  @amig you wan carry laff kill person. . . anyway, I dey kampe, nice to have ya back

. . .and as a blinding rage took hold of her, she went to where she had kept her clothes and began wearing her undies.

''Ekaette w-what the hell are you doing? We are not done yet na'', he said, pointing his blatantly tumescent member directly at her, as though to convince her of his claim.

''What do more do you want, you sick son of a b*tch, can't you see you've almost dislocated my hip?''

''Hey babe I'm sorry ok, you know you are just toooooooooo sweet, so I just wasn't thinking straight. Then when you asked me to hit you harder. . .''

''WITH YOUR PR**k, NOT YOUR LEG, you deranged motherfuker!. . . oow my hip. . .'' she moaned struggling to clasp her bra

''Hey! enough with the insults already ok? I said I was sorry. come here babe''

''Don't touch me!''

''I said come here'', he snarled, sudden viciousness to his voice as he made to grab her.

''Thugg!!, what the f. . .''

what the f. . .k are you saying?He bellowed as he rose with an erect pipe surging forward like a wounded lion aiming for the kill.
Blindly he aimed for her waist not minding the movement of her hands and like an angry buffalo,she dislocated his member from the stem with the steel in her hand. . .

''h-h-ha'' he gasps unbelievably as blood spurts out of where his member used to be.he drops down, making a slight thud as his knees connect with the blood soaked rug.Ekaete watches in horror, confused as to what to do.the shrunk member looks like a kola nut on the floor. she . . . .

ran away screaming 4 help.Confused about what just happen.She left the city n went to live in a peaceful village but the memory still sent her into misery n pain.

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hope you all enjoyed it. . . 

but don't forget the moral of the story which is. . .

dont get carried away when ur 'doin it'. . .in other words. . .

Don't lose your head in such states of 'excitement', it really is not healthy. . .

Hehehe Maisssssss u gat me in knots of laughter - im learning ow to tell a good story from u sha. well done!



The story continues . . . . . . . . .

It is early sunday morning , a whole month since the incident with Thugg. Ekaete is sitting by her window looking out into the rise of the early morning sun, wondering how to start her life over again. She is in a village where no one knows her past, it is a clean slate from here on she hopes, no more aristo fathers, no more pricks like thugg, she has moved on. Today she is going to church which she was invited to by the pepper seller in the market. She gets up and picked the attire to wear, an up and down befitting a respectable lady, she laid this on her bed and went to take her bath. Half an hour later she is ready, giving herself a last once over look in the mirror, she opened the door to her rented hut and stepped outside into the . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

~~~the Hot burning son. She met the seller on the way n they walked n talked about everything. She fell in Love with him. All her life she has been looking for this kind of man. A man who understand and have the same values and morals as her.After church she asked to see this handsome and intelligent fellow again. He agreed and kissed her on the cheek before heading for work.She though of him until she reached home. Counting down the days when she will get to see him again.She had fallen for him so quickly. The date finally came~~~~

. . .And when they met again, he farted in her face and walked away

when she passed the wall fence she thought she saw a movement of shadows - she stopped. Woof, woof woof, she looked back and saw a german sheperd. . . .

. . . . which ran to her, pushed her to the floor and started licking her. it smelled like shit!!!

. . .But as she opened her mouth to pray, the dog stopped frisking about, looked her dead in the eye, then turned around and farted into her mouth.

She laid in awe, stupefied and in total shock over wat d dog did

wats with these unserious ish nau?
y'all got somn good going for y'all here


nywais
story continues

she stood up, dusted herself wondering how red the earth was, scorching the sun was and then remembering the incident that just happened, she burst into peals of laughter,
the absurdity of a dog farting in your face where is it ever heard of she thought
and as quickly as she started laughing she stopped,
the air was calm it was too hot for anything to be making unnecassry noises
but a feeling of dread had decended upon her it wrapped around her so thick she swore to her self if she had a knife she could cut through it
and in the corner of her eye she caught a movement
similar to what she thought she had seen earlier before the errant dog had come her way,
now the whole date, and dog experience seemed eons away
"oh if only i could get to my house, this feeling of being watched would dissapear" she thought to herself
and as quickly as she said it as if on cue, she began to hear the deliberate heavy footfalls of someone
this person meant evil to her she instinctively knew, and the person wanted her to be aware of the imminent danger the arrival would bring,
she knew all of this and there she was rooted to the ground saliva building up in her mouth though her throat was parched. . . .

. . .she was very terrified and her stomach was rumbling. she couldnt believe she was going to have diarrhoea now. then the man emerged. he was handsome and offered a hand to help her get up, but as she strianed her self to get up, she let out a loud fart. Brrrrrrrrpppp!!. OMG, it also came out with wattery shit from the diarrhoea, and it stinks. . . 

okay pls can u be a bit serious?

LMAO i'm beign seriou now.

*rolls eyes*

Mai Suya:

May I fumigate those flies

I know wot u mean though

You guyz have killed the story.

Amigoz:


May I fumigate those flies 

Tee hee hee! na where you see flies? vintage Amig you don start o!   

I was just wondering why our beloved story has become. . .this. . . 

I think its due for resurrection. .

U took the words righto ma mouth. . . . .

I await further instructions

@topic

to which she exclaimed "oh shit, this is embarassing". She looked across the street and saw

errrrrrm, is that who I think it is? Exquisite! she exclaimed and ran to meet her boyfriend