I just realized this after I broke up with a girl a few weeks ago,



Then I realized that if relationships especially Nigerian ones were an investment,


We guys will be in the red,



And the girls will be the only company that has never suffered a loss,




Yes , the relationship was great, we lasted upto six months, the sex was good,



After we broke up a few weeks ago, I kind of wrote down, the total of how much I spent, then I was, this was a loss making business,

Yes we had sex, but we were fucking each other nah,



At the end, the will start saying you broke their heart, but wetin dem carry come dem still carry am go,


The will soon forget about you, carry that same food were you been dey chop, go supply for another nigga,

# wetinlossthem?





That's why you will see many guys after spending so much on their girl, the day she agrees to visit him at home,


My guy go buy tramadol, viagra, etc,


Say this girl go die for my hand today,



At the end she visits, he bleeps her with all his strength,


She no die, she still wake up for bed, collect am transport money, and my guy go still escort am go drop for Junction,





What am I trying to say,



Like the bookies always, when you are spending on a girl, spend money you can afford to lose,


Moral of the story :

A relationship is never an investment,


And sex is never a profit

Nice write up

Nice story, but to ironic

Na today ur eyes open ?

Op but some guys bad...dem go buy her only suya and then fvck suya,rice,chicken,ice cream and shawarma out of her

hahahahaha, yepaa! Men,women n mony shaaa. Lmao

Girls giving guys nightmares since 1800BC. Guys make una shine una eyes o