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Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by An2elect2(f): 8:59pm On Sep 01, 2015
cheesy grin Good old days smiley
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Nobody: 9:00pm On Sep 01, 2015
tosyne2much:
Waaaaaat !!!!

When I no be hen


MhizDeedy, can you hear what this man is saying ? cheesy



Lol he's telling d truth u know? cheesy tongue
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by vizkiz: 9:05pm On Sep 01, 2015
ArodewilliamsT:


Monkey which one be first class "upper" again?. Na your type dey bang "F" wey resemble "snake in the monkey shadow".

lamo! I can't laugh. Was just trying to make a joke though grin
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by SamuelOjiulo: 9:05pm On Sep 01, 2015
They say "no be my result be that"

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Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by stanvesco(m): 9:10pm On Sep 01, 2015
Chartey:
Na for medical school people go gather for class from 9am dey wait for result wey dem go paste by 2pm. Class go full like sey na lecture but na just result people dey wait for.

chartey abeg tel dem o...even d gurus ma dey shake y awaitin result 4 medika skool....
Dat chekin pipus results is so true
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Mznaett: 9:11pm On Sep 01, 2015
SamuelOjiulo:
They say "no be my result be that"

Guy aswear,,your head dey dia wellagrin

e b lyk say na ur crew b dat owink
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Nobody: 9:11pm On Sep 01, 2015
tosyne2much:
Waaaaaat !!!!

When I no be hen


MhizDeedy, can you hear what this man is saying ? cheesy
grin Actor ahey yu know say female Viagra de nw.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by engrlarex(m): 9:17pm On Sep 01, 2015
if u wan see all dis, go to WHITE house or YELLOW house in OAU
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Zoe41(f): 9:17pm On Sep 01, 2015
all d styles abi i dey do dem 4 different courses.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Rixy007(m): 9:18pm On Sep 01, 2015
hahn:


11. They come to nairaland to share how they reacted after they checked their semester result grin
must u b dx mean
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by stanvesco(m): 9:23pm On Sep 01, 2015
op u trully covered everything.... I was guilty of ova chekin d result, detailed calculation, even bak den wen i was in college of education, i had all d results... Chai, sumtyms to over know book no just gud...
#teamSABIsabi#
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Bowwow11(m): 9:23pm On Sep 01, 2015
Student and result checking is like post UTME ooo
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Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by PhunsukhWangdu(m): 9:29pm On Sep 01, 2015
Let me say I fit in into category 8
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Nobody: 9:40pm On Sep 01, 2015
kinglekan:

Personally I hate those who fall in category seven. These folks can be very annoying. Most times they find joy in spreading bad news.

Once you get a call from them once the results have been pasted, its most likely they did better than you or they are calling to inform that you just had a carry over.

Despicable lots. undecided



Ahahahahaa grin

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Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by PhunsukhWangdu(m): 9:40pm On Sep 01, 2015
It's the category 7 crew that irritate me the most. I do say it that during my five years in the University the only Matric Number I memorized and can recall from memory is that of myself and myself alone. I didn't commit any other person's Matric Number to memory.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Obaf16(f): 9:46pm On Sep 01, 2015
wristbangle:
Number 7 is so annoying. I have one friend like that back in school. Even before her friends check their result, she would have announced their result to them.
Smile
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Kellyakon(f): 9:48pm On Sep 01, 2015
kinglekan:

Personally I hate those who fall in category seven. These folks can be very annoying. Most times they find joy in spreading bad news.

Once you get a call from them once the results have been pasted, its most likely they did better than you or they are calling to inform that you just had a carry over.

Despicable lots. undecided

Na Amebo dey worry them, i have a friend like that, everytime you have a not-too-good result, she will dial your number sharp sharp, sometimes you pretend not to knw and flow with her, but tell her to help you flash ur Mom she will tell you she has no credit. #stupidsetofpeople.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by tosyne2much(m): 9:49pm On Sep 01, 2015
stanvesco:
op u trully covered everything.... I was guilty of ova chekin d result, detailed calculation, even bak den wen i was in college of education, i had all d results... Chai, sumtyms to over know book no just gud...
#teamSABIsabi#
Thanks so much bro
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by tosyne2much(m): 10:00pm On Sep 01, 2015
PhunsukhWangdu:
It's the category 7 crew that irritate me the most. I usually say it that during my five years in the University the only Matric Number I memorized and can recall from memory is that of myself and myself alone. I didn't commit any other person's Matric Number to memory.
My mind is so preoccupied that I don't have time for such poo


Some of foolish that they will cram your matric number and start checking
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Lolaabokoku(f): 10:03pm On Sep 01, 2015
tongue guilty of 6,7,8 lolz
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by tosyne2much(m): 10:03pm On Sep 01, 2015
Kellyakon:
Na Amebo dey worry them, i have a friend like that, everytime you have a not-too-good result, she will dial your number sharp sharp, sometimes you pretend not to knw and flow with her, but tell her to help you flash ur Mom she will tell you she has no credit. #stupidsetofpeople.
cheesy
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by JoeCutie(m): 10:07pm On Sep 01, 2015
wristbangle:


Hahahaha. All these ones nai common pass.
Azzineh. Na to run go check ya result sure pass oh. grin
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Nobody: 10:07pm On Sep 01, 2015
Cutehector:
Mhizdeedy oya show us ur results...



Jollyjoy as well

Even adeh39
even God self knw,parallel F9...the worst thing be say after you don get parallel f9 finish,u go wan style for your frns..

Firstgal; babe hwfa na,weytin u get

Me;u no trust me again?all my papers na american na...

Firstgal:hahahaha,ogal u sabi lie ooo...

Me;hw do u mean?i seriously dnt understand..

Fistgal;shut up jare,i don check your result jor,u go go french soon...u fit say i no knw ur matric no?

3rd gal;buhahahaha,i fit say joy no book before,na i knw na dummy dumb...

Istgal;lolll see sophia too,joy own self good atleast she get british for two courses,bt your own eeeh,i swear no get part two..f f f f f f9,no e self.... Ooooh u open mouth ko?all of una wen dey dis room so i get una matric no.... No just style...shebi dem dey write exam u go dey party ni?

So many idaits...very stvpid set of people.,na person matar dem sabi sell.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Pque(m): 10:09pm On Sep 01, 2015
This is cracking but true. I suffered so much in school but there is God o.

I have done 1, 6 ( this depends on the course ), 7, and 9

my number 10. The set of students who start to curse the lecturer for passing an aristo and failing them. You here them say something like: "How can he pass Sade, I know Sade very well, that girl that goes to different clubs, hotels and parties, she don't even read at all, how did she pass and I failed. He no go better for this lecturer o, he don finish, make I catch am... ".
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Edipee(m): 10:13pm On Sep 01, 2015
Mznaett:
Lol..

Wtb the first class sorters?undecided

This set of people sort anything they see including d simplest of all courses lol,
And when they carry over any of those courses they'd start rendering curses upon the class rep. In fact,they'd go as far as accusing him/her of pocketing their moneysad but God knows am innocent shawink me no chop dia money o
Iya mmi, so na U? Oya bring Ur own share of de tax mek we chau.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Nobody: 10:17pm On Sep 01, 2015
Felt that way during my lower levels from my 1st year to my 3rd year first semester. However, I kept hitting above 4.0 consistently from the second semester third year to my 5th which was my final year. Engineering no be beans o, if you know what it entails
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Chartey(m): 10:18pm On Sep 01, 2015
stanvesco:


chartey abeg tel dem o...even d gurus ma dey shake y awaitin result 4 medika skool....
Dat chekin pipus results is so true
Oga mi u don free na.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Mznaett: 10:19pm On Sep 01, 2015
Edipee:
Iya mmi, so na U? Oya bring Ur own share of de tax mek we chau.


Lol,,guy shebi u wan enter 1 chance?tongue Me na christian osad I no dey chop dia money aswearwink
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by malonephill(m): 10:28pm On Sep 01, 2015
Temmi001:
What of those that snap the result on the score board and gently go home to analyze other's CGPA, paying full attention as if they're sitting for MIT's entrance exam.
I do snap result no be small o cheesy sometimes i forgot to check mine undecided
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by kinglekan: 10:33pm On Sep 01, 2015
Kellyakon:
Na Amebo dey worry them, i have a friend like that, everytime you have a not-too-good result, she will dial your number sharp sharp, sometimes you pretend not to knw and flow with her, but tell her to help you flash ur Mom she will tell you she has no credit. #stupidsetofpeople.

Buhahahahaha grin

Very annoying folks!!

Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by zonax(m): 10:36pm On Sep 01, 2015
tosyne2much:
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OP.motivated to induce. How correct is that?

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