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| The Pastor & The O.c! by akintoso1(m): 8:28pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
A pastor was driving on an inter-state road when he met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him.Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offense, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied: "Please, leave that pastor thing, in any case, as a pastor, you must have a Bible in your car, bring it.""Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me". The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read: "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last Penny''  |
| Re: The Pastor & The O.c! by naijadiva2(f): 8:45pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
i don't get it. |
| Re: The Pastor & The O.c! by kiki(f): 9:35pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
@nija_diva gurl i tot i was d only one who don't get it now it makes to of us |
| Re: The Pastor & The O.c! by Oracle(m): 10:32pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
The Policeman needs money from the pastor |
| Re: The Pastor & The O.c! by akintoso1(m): 11:07pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
@kiki & nija_diva, You two should go back to school if you can't comprehend this simple funny scenerio, |
| Re: The Pastor & The O.c! by popsonj(m): 11:26pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
That's quite easy to understand   , if you are acquainted with the bible though. |
| Re: The Pastor & The O.c! by Odeku(m): 11:29pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
Nice one old boy |
| Re: The Pastor & The O.c! by Etin(f): 11:34pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
| nice one |
| Re: The Pastor & The O.c! by kiki(f): 1:14am On Oct 04, 2006 |
akintos_o: y is u gettin mad i didn't get d joke ok errbody got their own opinion bout somthing and FYI i'm at skool |
| Re: The Pastor & The O.c! by naijadiva2(f): 8:46pm On Oct 04, 2006 |
@kiki you tell'em gurl |
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