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The Most Direct And Artistic Breakup Line Ever! by nenergy(m): 4:03pm On Sep 03, 2015
I stumbled across what I feel is the most direct and literarily creative breakup line I've seen or heard of. It is an excerpt from a breakup letter written by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, wife of J.F Kennedy to her then high school boyfriend.

I’ve always thought of being in love as willing to do
anything for the other person — starve to buy them
bread and not mind living in Siberia with them — and
I’ve always thought that every minute away from
them would be hell — so looking at it that [way] I
guess I’m not in love with you.
I do love you though — and can love you without
kissing you every time I see you and I hope you
understand that.”


I can't imaging how it made him feel, but I'm happy he got $134,000 (from the sale of the letter) to soothe his rejected soul. smiley

Source: www.elitedaily.com/news/jackie-kennedy-wrote-incredible-breakup-letter-former-bf/1201636/#
Re: The Most Direct And Artistic Breakup Line Ever! by Nobody: 4:08pm On Sep 03, 2015

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Re: The Most Direct And Artistic Breakup Line Ever! by Truth24(m): 4:15pm On Sep 03, 2015
Dharniel:
Lol.... Me sef just dey look whether Op head correct
Re: The Most Direct And Artistic Breakup Line Ever! by Nobody: 4:16pm On Sep 03, 2015
Loooooool...Op i am Laughing Hard here grin


Now Are Yu Satisfied? sad

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Re: The Most Direct And Artistic Breakup Line Ever! by magabounce(m): 4:18pm On Sep 03, 2015
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Re: The Most Direct And Artistic Breakup Line Ever! by nenergy(m): 5:01pm On Sep 03, 2015
Dharniel:
Can you please point out what's confusing about the post?
Re: The Most Direct And Artistic Breakup Line Ever! by Nobody: 5:04pm On Sep 03, 2015
nenergy:
Can you please point out what's confusing about the post?
i was just booking space with that smiley...
Re: The Most Direct And Artistic Breakup Line Ever! by nenergy(m): 5:06pm On Sep 03, 2015
Truth24:
Lol.... Me sef just dey look whether Op head correct
Without provocation you called a fellow human a lunatic. Why?
Re: The Most Direct And Artistic Breakup Line Ever! by nenergy(m): 5:09pm On Sep 03, 2015
NEPABOY:
Loooooool...Op i am Laughing Hard here grin

Now Are Yu Satisfied? sad
The post isn't funny. So if you're laughing...please go for Cerebral analysis.

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