“It’s not you, it’s me”…almost everyone has had
to deal with that phrase at some point in their
lives.
Ending a relationship and living through a
heartbreak is inevitable…one of the perks of
having a soul.
However, the process in itself can be a chore,
given all the possible ways it can go terribly
wrong.
Most people resort to the modern practice of
doing the deed via text (which is not so cool) or
they just keep mute, hoping the relationship will
someday fizzle into non-existence, however some
who are more mature prefer to handle the
situation face to face.
While a confrontation is surely the best move,
having the perfect location lessens the blow and
certainly makes life a lot easier. If you are in
Lagos and are looking for the best spot to put an
end to a relationship or engagement, Jovago.com,
Africa’s no 1 online hotel booking service has got
you covered.
Here are our picks for the best places break-up
with someone in Lagos.
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Reddignton Hospital
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A fancy hospital located on Lagos Island and in
close proximity to Mega Plaza,Reddignton
Hospital is a good spot for a break-up.
Call your mate to meet-up at the hospital, make
sure you frame it as just a friendly visit, the
randomness of the request will throw him or her
off the scent of a potential break-up. When they
eventually show up, restrict yourself to the
reception or areas without surgical tools lying
around and then make your confession.
While it may seem irrational, breaking up in a
hospital can definitely make the process smooth
and easy. The ‘dumpee’ will be surrounded by the
sick and unhealthy which will help them put
things in perspective – they might have been
ditched and their hearts broken, but they are still
healthy and alive.
Also, if the breakup completely overwhelms them
and they suffer from extreme panic attack or
collapse, there will be plenty of cute doctors or
nurses to help make that transition smoother.

QUILOX
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Breaking up with someone in a nightclub might
sound cliché, but it works every time. The low
lighting at Quilox will help you evade the hateful
gaze of your now ‘ex’. Also, no one will hear the
spiteful words your former lover may throw at you
over the loud roar of music.
In addition, this club is always crammed with a
lot of single Lagosians looking to hook up or meet
someone, therefore your ex will stand a high
chance of getting on the rebound as quickly as
you possible.
Quilox is certainly best for those looking to avoid
the guilt that comes along with looking into the
sad eyes of the breakup victim, the location has
everything you need.

Shoprite
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One of the largest grocery shops located in
different areas around the city, Shoprite is a very
good spot to have a pleasant, relationship-ending
conversation with a mate.
Pick one of the many nooks or isles in this store
and hopefully, the fact that there are cameras and
other people around, will deter any argument from
getting too loud. Also, your mate cannot lash out
and break or smash anything in anger as they
would have to pay for it.
The pros to this break up is that not only is it
really public and quite safe, Shoprite is usually
located in close proximity to restaurants, café and
bars that can offer solace in form of food and
drink to the mate that was just dumped.

Omenka art gallery:
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Caveat
Not your NairaLand Omenka ooo.
One of CP-AFRICA’s top ten contemporary art
galleries in West Africa, Omenka Art gallery is also
a top option for best places to break up with
someone in Lagos. The pressures of social norms
are on your side for this location, because no one
wants to make scene in an art gallery.
Like most galleries, Omenka has an unspoken
“keep things quiet” rule, and actually, it can be
easier to break the news over a famous painting
or prestigious artifact on display knowing your
partner will most likely be kicked out if they get
loud. Again, the serene classy environment can
curb their urge to make an outburst and
encourage them to keep it together.
While your newest ‘ex’ may not appreciate your
choice of location, seeing as you are basically
silencing your partner from speaking their feelings
and expressing their emotions, but if you’re
looking for the best way to prevent a scene,
Omenka is the way to go. Note that they also
have a restaurant that can take care of all of your
stress needs after the act.

Murtala Mohammed Airport (MMI or MM2)
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Lagos airports are notoriously transient, full of
people coming and going, however, its high
ceilings and numerous cafes are the perfect spot
to deplane from your relationship.
It certainly offers the perfect mix of privacy and
safety and any person will think twice about
creating a scene to avoid epic embarrassment;
considering the crowd that crams the airport at
all times.
In case your mate decides to lash out
inordinately, the security at the airport will quickly
intervene, saving you from possible danger.
While it sounds awful to wait until someone is
about to board a plane to dump them, breaking
things off at an airport allows you and the person
literally close the door on one chapter of their
lives and start afresh with a another. They can
take the time on their trip to absorb the break up,
move on and prepare their mind for a true new
beginning.

Hilarious.. change the thread topic and you will get enough traffic.... safe

bqlekan:
Hilarious.. change the thread topic and you will get enough traffic.... safe

To wat Exactly? lol

Lmao

Hilarious.. Joke section

MhizDeedy:
Lmao

pick somewhere, I want to break up with you..

bqlekan:
pick somewhere, I want to break up with you..

So if u want to break up with me u will tell me before u do it abi? Nd I pick d quilox club so I can easily smash bottle on ur head

MhizDeedy:

So if u want to break up with me u will tell me before u do it abi? Nd I pick d quilox club so I can easily smash bottle on ur head

actually my head does the smashing and not bottles.. who go break up with you for club.. we are doing the breakup under water.. 22ft below the surface. You won't have any weapon to use

Good evening.. hope you had a great day?

bqlekan:

Good evening.. hope you had a great day?

Lmao yeah nd a busy day



U?

MhizDeedy:



Lmao yeah nd a busy day



U?

yeah.,a very idle one... one's day can't be more wasted

I don't think those places mention are ideal except the hospital.

I can easily get a resounding slap from her in most of this places and trust Nigerians before you will say Jack Robinson, they have started snaping you and posting on every social media.